So si Ex.
I had a girlfriend. We broke up before the pandemic, but after that, we became FUBUs for about a year. Eventually, we totally parted ways, and she met someone through a dating app. Fast forward to now — she’s married to the guy.
Let’s call my ex AL.
AL was very vanilla. When we were still together, our sex life felt kind of routine. But one thing I really loved about her was her boobs — not too big, just the perfect size where you know they’re there. My favorite position with her was doggy in front of a mirror because I loved watching them jiggle. Haha.
Anyway, back to the story.
I had just finished my run at a familiar running spot. While resting, I heard a familiar voice — it was AL.
We exchanged pleasantries and caught up a bit. She was wearing a tight sports bra and leggings that really emphasized her ass and showed a little cleavage. Meanwhile, I was topless because I was cooling down before heading home.
I congratulated her and told her I was genuinely happy for her. Nothing really happened during that encounter, but honestly, I was happy to see her doing well.
Two days later, I received a message from her saying it was nice seeing me again. We chatted for a while, but I was cautious with my replies because, well… she’s married.
Then suddenly, the conversation became NSFW, which honestly made me uncomfortable.
AL: Are you dating someone right now?
Me: Not at the moment haha. Why?
AL: Well, I’m just curious. Kahit kausap wala?
Me: Meron naman minsan, but you know how the dating scene is. You’ll talk for a while, tapos biglang mawawala.
AL: Aww, lungkot naman niyan.
Me: Hindi naman. Masaya nga eh — walang date, so walang nililibre. HAHAHAHA.
AL: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Yeah sure, shoot.
AL: Hahaha ang hirap itanong. Baka magulat ka. Pero promise me na satin lang ’to.
Me: Go. Pero wala akong pera ah. Hahahaha.
AL: HAHAHAHAHA gago, hindi ako mangungutang.
AL: Ganito kasi yun… Me and my husband are actually discussing something.
Me: Ano yun?
AL: Fantasy… sexual fantasy.
Me: Huuy. Hahahaha. Bakit mo sinasabi sakin ’yan? Baka magalit si husband mo.
AL: Noooo. Actually, somehow parehas naman kaming aware about this.
Me: Hahaha okay sige, ano yun?
AL: Napag-usapan kasi namin na gusto naming mag-try ng threesome.
When I read that, my eyes opened really wide, but I acted naive and pretended not to expect anything.
Me: Owww hahaha. Ayos ’yan ah. So paano? FFM or MFM?
AL: Hmm… MFM. Natalo kasi ako sa pustahan, pero eventually mag-FFM din. Hahaha.
I was honestly shocked for two reasons.
First, I knew she was vanilla. Back when we were together and I’d open up about fantasies like threesomes, she’d always dismiss the idea.
Second, tangina… what if her husband suddenly got mad? I mean, I’m literally the ex.
AL: We were thinking of doing it with someone we both know and can trust.
Me: Hahahaha paktay ka diha uy. May naisip na ba kayo?
AL: Well, wala sa side ng friends niya…
AL: Hmm… actually, ikaw ang naisip ko.
Me: TARANTADOOOOOO.
(Malupiton version.)
AL: I’m serious. Na-open ko na sa kanya yun, and I assured him na wala na akong feelings for you.
Me: I honestly don’t know what to say… but let me think about it. Hahaha.
Now let me establish this clearly: moved on na talaga ako sa kanya. I don’t have feelings for her anymore, so sex wouldn’t really affect me emotionally.
But at the same time, I’m scared.
Before, she had some sort of mental health struggles — nothing diagnosed, but there were moments where you could really feel it. Also, she’s married now, and I don’t want to be the reason things get complicated or ruined.
On the other hand, this is also something new for me. I’ve had threesomes before, but never this kind of situation.
So in the end, I just told her I needed time to think and process everything carefully before giving an answer.
This all happened last week, and she told me she wants my answer on or before June 1.
Nabahaba ata. Hahaha.
Well, let me know if you want Part 2. I’ll try to explain in detail whether I actually went through with it… or didn’t.
PS: I used AI because I’m honestly not a great storyteller. I just wanted AI to help make it flow better.