u/CandidBlueJ

A few days ago, I bought my first cart, and I've been waiting for the chance to goon with it ever since. Today, my roommate is home for the night, which means it's finally time to goon while stoned and magnify the feeling 100x. Even better, I still have lingering pent up energy from a session earlier today, and I just got home from cuddling and kissing the girl I have a crush on--but we stopped before things went further than that.

This combination of factors means that I've never been more ready to enjoy myself and goon out on reddit and twitter porn. I'm ready to make this night worth it, and I just had to brag before I get so into it that I forget how to type 😵‍💫