u/Cassie_LaGrande

Size Math

Hey all my fellow size-loving lovelies!

I just wanted to share something quickly with you all that I recently found. There's a subreddit called TheyDidTheMath where people try to work out if impossible scenarios actually did somehow happen, how, why and to what degree they might actually affect things. What if a baseball player could throw a ball at 1% the speed of light, what would happen? If Mt. Everest was made of peanut butter, how much would it weigh? How many mosquitos would it take to drain a person of their blood? It's dumb-fun thought projects that people sometimes apply some advanced math to for fun's sake to get an answer.

Well, the day before, someone posted a question about Shakira's video, Burna Boy - Dai Dai, and asked the question of what sort of repercussions would happen if someone was ACTUALLY that big, i.e, what we the size community would call giga-sized. That got the thread going and of course, I knew it might be of some interest to THIS community of people.

I will admit, I am a self-proclaimed size-math-NERD. I love the numbers, the figures, the measurements, the weights that go along with size. Imagining a tiny fellow, being 6 inches, he weighs, what, 4.5 pounds/2 kilos? Reduce his size in half and now it's a fraction of that, maybe just 1 lbs and 450 grams? Or the flip size, a certain redheaded lady, ah-hem, grows MASSIVE! How much does she weigh at 50 ft/15.2 m? Double that...no, double that again! Now I'm...I mean, she...is 200 ft/61 m. How much doe she weigh now? Does anyone know the weight/load limit of cement on a sidewalk? How big would her feet be for all that weight to be bearing down on such an area as her foot covers now? What about the pavement of the road? Could she lift a car? A truck? A city bus!? These are the questions I need answers to!

Any way, here's the thread from the other community if anyone's interested:

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1tu2yi4/request_would_giant_shakira_significantly_impact/

Just thought I'd share.

Please, please, please tell me I'm not the only one that gets fascinated and maybe a little turned on by these geeky details when it comes to size things and 'size math'?

Ok, friendly neighborhood-redheaded-big-girl...oot! ('Oot' is like 'out', but said in a Canadian way, for those not in the know)

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u/Cassie_LaGrande — 7 days ago

Based on true events... (second try!)

So, I recently stumbled upon this, and...who said they could make a video reenactment about one of my lab mistakes!? How embarrassing. At least they got the hair sorta right, but still, jeez! I feel like someone owes me royalties for the story...

Cassie's Lab Accident

(NSFW-ish?)

(Stumbled upon this from a random influencer/actress/pin up model and thought I would share. No idea if this is allowed or not, but I figured of all subreddits, you folks might enjoy the quick shots and the thought that it's your very own Cassie LaGrande growing up that size. Not trying to sell or push anything, just wanted to share!)

(This is a repost, because apparently I'm ironically not very good with tech and links and what not, so, thought I'd try again!)

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u/Cassie_LaGrande — 10 days ago