u/CertifiedSapphic24_7

ETA: here is an image of me

I'm an introverted, artsy, nerdy homebody who becomes significantly more goofy and talkative once I'm comfortable with someone. Basically, there's a 50/50 chance I'll either be quietly observing the room or telling you an unnecessarily detailed story about something that happened 3 days ago.

I'm into D&D, Legend of Zelda, psychology, RPG video games, painting, and sculpting things out of polymer clay. I enjoy going out occasionally, but I'm equally happy staying home with coffee and something entertaining to play/watch. My humor is an unfortunate combination of sarcasm, dark humor, and aggressively terrible dad jokes.

I'm a mom to 2 kids — 1 teenager and 1 school-aged kiddo — so my life comes with a little built-in chaos. 😂

I'm ultimately hoping for a relationship, but I really want it to start with friendship. I want to actually know someone, develop that stupidly good chemistry, and see where things go naturally.

My type? Smart, funny, kind, emotionally intelligent women who are maybe just a little socially awkward. If you can make me laugh and have an actual conversation about something deeper than the weather, you've already got my attention.

One of my biggest green flags is how someone treats people who have nothing to offer them in return. Kindness toward others — especially people who are struggling — is something I notice.

Self-centeredness and narcissistic behavior are probably my biggest nope. Otherwise, I'm pretty open-minded.

A few random facts:

I'm bilingual and can speak/read German. 🇩🇪

I firmly believe pineapple belongs on pizza, but with crispy bacon. Canadian bacon does not count and I will die on this hill.

I like animals more than I like most people. This sounds concerning, but I promise I'm mostly just saying that animals have fewer opinions and better boundaries. 😂

Coffee can solve approximately 73% of my problems. The remaining 27% require more espresso.

If you're somewhere between "quietly nerdy" and "occasionally unhinged," we might get along. 😅

Tell me something random about yourself if you decide to say hi. Bonus points for terrible jokes!