u/Chance_Measurement69

Image 1 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 2 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 3 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 4 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 5 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 6 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 7 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"
Image 8 — "Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"

"Well your last Get Rich Quick scheme went great! Now everyone thinks I'm your fucking girlfriend! We have got to he the worst thieves ever." I berated you, my partner in crime. How could you know the ring you stole was cursed? "Fuck man, now what do we do? I ain't gonna stay like this am I?"

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 6 hours ago

"I'm not your wife! I am Definitely not a mother!" I tried to explain, frustrated. "I don't even know you! Look, this is some... freaky Friday cosmic bullshit! Your wife is probably in my body right now trying to work out why she's a man at the gym! Please, I'm not going crazy, you have to listen!"

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 9 hours ago

"Why would you wish for a girlfriend!? Idiot! Genies always mess with your wishes!" I yelled at you. Of course, a wish for a 'Hot, black girlfriend' had backfired, rather than sending one into your life, your best friend transformed in front of you. "Use the last wish to turn me back! Please!"

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 9 hours ago

You, and many people, hate Shape-Shifters, seeing them as inhuman. When your new roommate turned out to be one, you were disgusted. Then he started to tease you, changing into shapes that drove you crazy, but you know they're a man underneath all that glamorous exterior.

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u/Chance_Measurement69 — 3 days ago

Your Mom was overprotective strict and you were sick of it. You got your friend to possess her just to get her off your back for a little while, needing a break. "So uh, do I have to like, act like her or can I just be myself or what?" Your friend said as he got settled into her body slowly.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 3 days ago

"Pfft, cursed 'tunnel of change' my ass." I chuckled as we emerged from the other side. "You look exactly the same, dude! Didn't even like change your hair or anything!" I was completely oblivious to my own changed figure, which you found pretty funny. Especially as I'd been taller than you going in

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 3 days ago

"Of every possible body you could have put me in, you seriously chose your damn girlfriend!?" I growled. We were playing around with soul conversion magic when you accidentally changed me into pure Soulform. Panicked, you thrust it into the first living vessel you saw to make sure I stayed alive.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 12 days ago

You were so into Kayla, you forgot about her protective younger brother. That us until you picked her up for a date, finding he had possessed her instead. "I'm sure you're a great guy, but until I see it for myself, I'm not letting you be with her. So, take me out, show me how you treat my sister."

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 12 days ago

"It's my sister's dress bro, no way I would spend money on this. What, you like it?" I smirked. I lost a bet, the result of which meant I had to pop some X-Change and let you take me out on a date. "You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say you're actually enjoying this." I said as we got sat down.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 12 days ago

"Oh, hey, yeah I'm uh, Andrea or whatever." I smiled and waved at your brothers. They had been expecting to meet your girlfriend, not that you had one, and instead met your stoner roommate who you had hastily offered money and X-Change to so they could play your partner. He wasn't very good at it.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 13 days ago

"Don't you dare cast that on me! You know I hate it, being stuck in a stupid body I can't even control-" **POOF** "Mmm, hey baby. You miss me?" My lips spoke words I didn't choose, my body altered into a design of your choosing. All I could do was watch through her eyes and hope you got bored soon.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 14 days ago

"Okay! You win, I give up. Being a girl at College is hard fucking work. Please just turn me back already." I said wearily to my Witch friend, who just smirked in response. After saying how easy girls had it, she was happy to prove me wrong and I accepted her challenge to live as girl for a week.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 14 days ago

"Bro, chill. It's not like I'm a real woman, keep your hair on. No one will care." I protested as you critique my outfit for a day out. I didn't seem to understand Femme Flu, that I was a 'real' woman, it felt more like a cosmetic change to me and I refused to admit the truth, ever in denial.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 14 days ago
▲ 199 r/bodyswap

In the future, synthetic bodies and brain transplants are accessible public treatments. But, they aren't cheap. I was paralyzed from an accident and you, my best friend, were able to buy me a new body. The bad news, you could only afford a discounted model, and it wasn't remotely similar to my last.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 14 days ago

Your Step-Dad smirked, shaking his head. "Gotta admit, spiking me with X-Change was a real underhanded move, but I kinda respect it. Fine, you need a date to impress your friends? You win, this time. But don't think I'll forget this, you still stabbed me in the back, kid. I'll not forget soon."

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 20 days ago

"Ha! Look that, even after Second Puberty I still got bigger arms than you." I smirked, flexing and posing. "Alright bro, I'll hit the shower, then we're gonna have a serious workout! Gotta get you on my level." It seemed even a change of gender wouldn't stop me being your gym bro, a man to the end.

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 20 days ago

After an X-Change overdose, I was left with some side effects. One was that when it got to a certain temperature, my body would change again, and it was a real hot summer. "Oh man, again?" You heard me yell from the other room, my voice once again female. "Hey bro, can you pass me a shirt?"

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 20 days ago

"A little bird told me I'm you're girlfriend, is that true? You been spreading that around?" I asked, keeping calm for now. Second Puberty had been a Hell of a change and to try and help, you invited me on spring break with you and your friends. Now it seems you might have had other intentions to it

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 21 days ago

You were dating an attractive older woman, but there was one problem: her son hated you. One day you came to pick her up, finding he had possessed her body. "I don't like you, you don't like me. So today, I'm gonna be Ana, I want to see how you treat her. If I don't like it, this is over, got it?"

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 21 days ago

Our friends group was almost entirely couples except us two, the only single guys. To 'even things out', Tina, a Witch in our group, decided to use a spell and make me your girlfriend for the day. Everyone seemed to find it pretty funny except me, I just rolled my eyes and pretended it didn't matter

u/Chance_Measurement69 — 21 days ago