u/ChaosEngineTech

Okay, that summer heat has finally hit. From wet an a bit nippy, to hot and humid. I checked my hydrometer, hitting bloody 26c inside...

I started stripping off as best I could, I try to be modest, threw off my socks, my shirt, finally I could handle it anymore and stripped off my trousers.

I'm so glad I did, letting my monsterous cock and balls hang just lets so much head radiate off and I felt so much better for it... Until the sheer weight made me really notice, my humongous n hefty hog, hanging there, propped up on my boulders...an that heat all around it.

I swear I've, not had a moment limp today since, switching between semi an hard no matter what I do.

Hope the start of summer is treating you all well... It's going to be a long'un.

So, I decided I would get myself some tailored boxers. I've been going commando for a good long while, as after all there's nothing really off the shelf that would do the job but I felt like it'd be nice to have my package held in place.

So, I see a company who makes made to measure boxers for sale for a reasonable price. Like £50 a pair, sure a bit pricey but it'd be good fabric for a good pair of boxers.

They have a form, send in your measurements an such, get a quote back.

They were quick, first asking if I was joking, when I confirmed I wasn't and all the measurements were correct they sent me a quote, £500-700, a pair.

That was an ouch, so I asked if there's any way to bring down the price, cause I'd like to order a few pairs and that's quite a bit.

They said yes, I could save about £10 a pair if they made me jockstraps instead of boxers.

You just can't win when you're swinging around like this.... Still considering if I should order or not.