u/CharmingOnion42

What privileges are often mistaken for rights? I'll go first

What privileges are often mistaken for rights? I'll go first

At my place these include:

Furniture use

Clothing and shoes

Making eye contact without permission

Walking on my feet instead of crawling

Being spanked in private

Being allowed to rub my bottom after a spanking

Having bedroom and bathroom doors

Going to the bathroom without permission

Not having daily body inspections

Standing/sitting with my legs closed

Shaving and bathing without supervision

Pleasuring myself in private

Not announcing when I'm turned on or wet

Sleeping without being cuffed to the bed

Talking without proper posture and hands behind head

Refusing to serve guests

Apologizing without a written note

Greeting superiors without spreading lips or butt

u/CharmingOnion42 — 4 days ago

How do I break it to my parents that I've been sentenced to 1 year of nudity for carrying drugs in college?

I'm sitting on my bed in my childhood room, completely bare-ass naked, staring at my phone and trying to figure out how to tell my parents that the judge wasn't kidding when he sentenced me to a year without clothes for getting caught with weed on campus. My mom keeps knocking on the door asking if I'm okay since I've been hiding in here since I got back from court, and I have no idea how to explain that I literally can't get dressed anymore because the court monitoring anklet will alert them if I try to cover up. The judge said it was to make sure I couldn't hide drugs anymore, but he looked dead serious when he handed down this medieval punishment, and now I'm stuck like this in my parents' house with nowhere to hide. My dad's going to lose his mind when he finds out his college sophomore daughter has to walk around naked for a year just because I was stupid enough to bring a little weed back from spring break. I want to preserve the good relationship we've always had, but how do you even begin to explain that for the next 365 days, every family dinner, every movie night, every moment in this house and outside is going to be with me completely exposed?

u/CharmingOnion42 — 7 days ago