u/Comfortable_Gold5639

From Holladay in Kansas City area… this is the Ancient Cave Collection… itty bitty bottles that are super cute!!! 7+ years of aging means they also pack a punch!

Happy Monday my lovely Reddit friends! My health and hubs as well is (seemingly) back on track! Knock on wood!🪵 Posting early to get back in the game and try to be proactive!!!

DM’s are open… mind is going a million miles an hour on some ideas I have (may share later….)

Have a great Monday… fabulous week… if you are in the Southern WI or Northern IL area - come join us for NAUGHTY BINGO this week!!! I have some plans for them!!! 😈😈😈

Well… I planned on returning to my sassy posts last week. Was feeling good after my minor surgery - got a good report at dr that all was healing well - thumbs up, right?!?!

Apparently my body is a deceiving sassy curvy vixen and I ended up in the ER (transported by ambulance) with 1) syncope episode and if you know them you deplore them… 2) severe and antibiotic resistant UTI… and the DINGER - 3) Early SEPSIS! No fever - no pain - no indications - just POOF - let’s make all parts of you feel like absolute dog shit. Laid low for the weekend and planned return today - then started puking….

So… I feel fine right now and am taking it easy. I PLAN to return tomorrow!!! Thanks to those that have reached out when they notices my body parts missing from their feeds. Replacing them today is my bruises from the IV and blood draws (several) that you will likely see in pics for several days…

Drop me a DM. I am still checking in and such A just have had limited opportunities with follow ups - meds - napping - and adulting…

Thank you for your patience and ♥️

Ok… so the minor surgery had some hiccups and quite honestly I have not been feeling very sexy or sassy…. So posts went on hiatus. Now I am feeling fairly good, still cannot wear a thong for a few more weeks - so don’t look forward to that (but maybe you will like some of my alternate views)… if anyone wishes to buy me some fun undies from meundies.com in the mean time - they are amazingly soft and feel sooo good on my bum!

While I was on hiatus - someone pulled their shenanigans again and got hubs account permanently banned. That’s like the 4th or 5th time for someone reporting him for impersonating me (though profile clearly states he is the hubs), or posting my pics without permission (duh - I send them to him…. He has my permission), or reporting him for harassment because he doesn’t directly share my contact information - that is BOTH his and my preference. Just as my pinned post says I do not share his - I will CONFIRM it if you find it.

So… where does that leave us? Well maybe I will start sharing more of what he was posting - but that’s really more his fun than mine. Maybe I will be more adventurous… who knows?!?! But I also don’t want to reward anyone for just being a jerk. We are adults. My account is (or wasn’t) hard to find from his because he shared all my stuff as well… I guess we will see.

Had some minor surgery on Friday - so you get a double bottle blast today for MONDAY! Trying to take it easy AND still be able to function. Yesterday was NOT a good day. Always down for some pampering…. But this week I just have to keep on the mend and follow my instructions for my medsZzzz

Special surprise wishlist delivery 📦 ♥️ it C!!!!

Was kind of productive today with adulting and such since I will be out of commission Friday (minor surgery…. But never fear - I will drop hints of how you can spoil me while I am laid up - and NOT literally LAID!). Work - picked up dog food (little not so little heathens like to EAT)…. Picked up yard…. Mowed yard… responded to work …. Ran some errands… little laundry…. nOw waiting on my Tuesday class and then potentially a Culver’s run for some sweet night treats!

National Yellow 🐷 Pig day…. I have nothing beyond that. This haze and heat can fuck right off… Enjoy the weekend…. Stay tuned for shenanigans….

I am putting it out there… it is hot… it is hazy… I spent the morning at the VA getting cortizone steroid injections in both sides of my spine….. that said - I have orders to lay low. I presently have two sick bulldogs (they do not like the heat… ) so there has been a lot of messes made…. I am supposed to take things easy (and really am hungry - but I don’t know for what…)…

That said …. I am having a rough day and my cashapp/venmo/amazon list are on my profile to spoil me or send me $$$ so I don’t have to leave the AC to get my food (yep… I’m a princess… but princess in an empty castle… till tomorrow afternoon)!

Figured the weather is gonna make us all NOT want to have clothes on!! Gifted this amazing SIGNED bottle of Bella Rio Whiskey from some stellar and amazing rock stars ⭐️ in our lives! So hot the cork almost popped on its own while we visited along the river!!!

Stay safe in the heat friends! Sorry for the break yesterday but Monday adulting sucks hard and I remembered the post when I hit the sheets last night! Hope the nakedness can make up for it!

If you are friends with me and know me IRL - then you know that when I get protective - it is an entertaining experience for anyone to witness or see. If you you know me and we are connected on FB… then you saw today’s kerfluffle….. don’t fuck with my friends or my family u less you want to feel the singe of this dragon’s 🐉 flame. If you have no knowledge of me personally… then just enjoy the boobs and booze!!! Well…. And my ass! 🍑

Why this bottle?!?!?! It matched my bra and that was good enough for me today!!! #headhurts #MotherNatureispureBITCH

Skipped yesterday playing catch up from the holiday weekend… so I had to do SOMETHING special today….

The lingerie is Torrid and called the Mob Boss’s wife….