I’m curious because I’ve really liked licking dirty butts but I haven’t tried to eat like a big piece. Like sometimes there have been little pieces I’ve been able to chew, and yum! But is it a big change to go from that to having someone poop in your mouth? Thanks for reading!
I wish I were alive in the time of the Pharaohs to serve him or her as their royal throne, always beneath them, always looking up in reverence to their ass, my face buried inside it, my face bones conforming to its shape over the years. Mouth open, always ready to receive.
What a privilege it would be to eat their feces of a literal god on earth! Drink their urine from an urn to wash my mouth clean and then carefully clean their insides with my tongue for hours. I could feel myself becoming closer to my god, the Pharaoh, becoming more holy with every bite.
I would play an important role in the court. As the Pharaoh sat on their throne and held court, attendants would sense his importance by the mere act of witnessing a human being willingly devoting their entire life, mind body and soul, to the living god addressing them at that very moment.
I would pride myself in being unobtrusive, quiet and still. I could speak to the Pharaoh’s dieticians about the Pharaoh’s daily gut health if necessary but mostly I would be Pharaoh’s object.
I would have a spouse and we would have children. When they were old enough, I would hope my children would follow in my footsteps and that my legacy would be to be a parent to a long line of toilet people for our gods, but of course I would be happy with them no matter what they decided to do in life!
I would be respected in the court because I was one step closer to god, being literally made from Pharaoh’s waste as I consumed so much over the years. I would also be considered attractive as my face looked somewhat like Pharaoh’s ass imprint on a cushion through my bones gently adapting over the years. What a beautiful simple life that would be!
Hope you enjoyed my fanfic! Who are your favourite Pharaoh’s. For me, I think Akhenaten for male Pharaoh to serve under, and Nefertiti for female. Although if Cleopatra looked like she does in HBO’s Rome then probably her! 🙃💩