u/CoupleForFunNJ

Verification photo in my profile. Very much real. Met someone last time i posted, hung out for a night and he ghosted randomly while texting afterward. It happens 🤷 Would prefer to meet someone who won't do that.

I'm in the Asbury Park area, and looking for someone local, consistent, and reliable who would be into a casual friends with benefits type arrangement. Frequent weeknight evening hangs would be awesome. I'm mostly cali-sober, so not really up for drinks, but sharing a J and listening to records or watching a movie is always up my alley.

I'm married, and my husband is of course aware and loves sharing me. He generally won't be involved, but occasional MFM threesomes can be fun, so if you're into that, it could be a bonus. He'll be here the first time we meet though, and sometimes in the future, so you should at least be comfortable meeting him and saying hi once in a while. I'm mostly looking to hang alone, but a friendly and comfortable connection all around would be ideal.

I prefer men who are circumcised, come with STI test results, and if you have a vasectomy, you go right to the front of the line. I also prefer men who have personality, are interesting, can write in full sentences, and are interested in an actual connection with me and not just fucking. You should have a decent amount of weeknight evening availability and be able to accommodate spontaneous plans. The type of guy who texts back "I'm already in for the night" at 8PM when sex is on the table isn't for me.

Tell me about yourself in your reply, not just stats and what you want to do to me. I don't care for dirty talk unless we're already playing together. A little obvious effort would be great. At the very least, your age, location, an idea of what you're looking for, whether you're attached or single, and some things you're into in and out of the bedroom. However, if you're the type who needed that guidance to know how to "tell me about yourself", we're probably not a match. Once I accept the chat, please send photos that show me what you look like. Your headless torso does not show me what you look like. Face photos are most important. I will send mine in return if I'm interested!

My husband will be sorting replies for me and responding. He will likely do this after a lot of replies come in, and possibly not until tomorrow, so if you don't get a response right away, it doesn't mean you won't. If you've messaged before, feel free to message again. He has fun setting up encounters for me and will probably be the sole contact until the first time we meet. If we connect and have fun together, I'll take over moving forward.

Promise, I'm super friendly, just tired of guys who put in no effort. Let's change the narrative a bit, please.

Verification photo in my profile.

I'm in the Asbury Park area, and looking for someone local, consistent, and reliable who would be into a casual friends with benefits type arrangement. A 420 smoking buddy who's into crafts for frequent weeknight evening hangs would be awesome.

I'm married, and my husband is of course aware and loves sharing me. He generally won't be involved in our playtime, but occasional MFM threesomes would be amazing, so if you're into that, it would definitely be a bonus. He'll often be home when I play though, so you should at least be comfortable meeting him and saying hi once in a while.

I'm not a size queen, but I do prefer men who are circumcised, come with STI test results, and if you have a vasectomy, you go right to the front of the line. I also prefer men who have personality, are interesting, can write in full sentences (would the occasional paragraph be too much to ask?), and are interested in me and not just talking about themselves. You should have a decent amount of regular availability and be able to accommodate spontaneous plans. The type of guy who texts back "I'm already in for the night" at 9PM when sex is on the table isn't for me.

Tell me about yourself in your reply, not just stats and what you want to do to me. I don't care for dirty talk unless we're already playing together. A little obvious effort would be great. At the very least, your age, location, an idea of what you're looking for, whether you're attached or single, and some things you're into in and out of the bedroom. However, if you're the type who needed that guidance to know how to "tell me about yourself", we're probably not a match. Once I accept the chat, please send photos that show me what you look like. Your torso does not show me what you look like. Face photos are most important. I will send mine in return if I'm interested!

Promise, I'm super friendly, just tired of guys who put in no effort and then expect to show up and fuck me (and then don't even show up). Let's change the narrative a bit, please.

My husband will be sorting replies for me and responding. He will likely do this in batches, so if you don't get a response right away, it doesn't mean you won't. If you've messaged before, feel free to message again. He has fun setting up encounters for me and will probably be the sole contact until the first time we meet. If we have fun together, I'll take over moving forward.

Again, verification is in my profile and I'm happy to send more photos after I receive yours.