Giving this thing one more go round, in hopes that I won’t get stood up this time 💀😩🤣
I promise you, he’s not that scary in person….unless you want him to be 😜🤌🏾
In all seriousness, i’m just looking for decent and genuine people to hang out with. If you can make me laugh, you probably have a shot. I’m extremely sarcastic.
I usually don’t take people too serious, because this is Reddit and not a dating website, but this particular person that I’m calling out, blocked me, so I can’t have the satisfaction of having the last word. Got accused of being AI, and a bot…. Because my kneecap was protruding funny in a picture 🙄🤣🫠
I’m a trained gymnast, that’s why the body so fire. In HighSchool, I sustained an inury where I dislocated my knee. As a direct result of that injury, my knee looks like that. I went ahead and took some fresh nudes for you and even watermarked them with your username. I pray that this message finds you well and you dream about my big black Dragon dick tonight.
If you’re gonna come for me, come correct. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk have a great night and remember to laugh and have fun. I can assure you I’m a real person, but this really tickled me.
I will be here for the next couple hours providing community relief for callouts featuring nudes. Stay blessed yall.
And to the 3 of you that stood me up this week, this is your opportunity to do better. In some ways, you guys kind of took yourself out. I don’t want to associate with people who don’t have basic respect for another person’s time.
We can now resume our regular adult sexual activities.
Yes, it’s really that big soft. I tend to be picky about who I hook up with. I will tell you straight up if I don’t think it’s going to work, but I will do so in a way that protects your feelings. Please, stop taking rejection as the end of the world. Just because you’re not right for me, does not mean you’re not gonna be right for someone else.
With that being said, I’m looking for genuine, real, connections to develop with people. I’m not trying to make this a one time hook up. By connecting, I mean mutually working on a friendship together. Who wouldn’t wanna sleep with their hot friends, right? Best of both worlds. We get laid, and we can hang out as friends with no strings.
If you’re one of those people who are just “ picture collectors”, keep it moving and don’t even bother messaging me. If every three message are, “send a picture”, “let me see it now”….. you really don’t know how annoying that is.
Pro tip. Just be yourself. Humor, sarcastic, all things nerdy are for sure ways to get my attention. If you want to increase your chances, say something that don’t make me laugh hysterically. That will peak my interest and make me wanna talk to you more.
Yes, it’s really that big soft. I tend to be picky about who I hook up with. I will tell you straight up if I don’t think it’s going to work, but I will do so in a way that protects your feelings. Please, stop taking rejection as the end of the world. Just because you’re not right for me, does not mean you’re not gonna be right for someone else.
With that being said, I’m looking for genuine, real, connections to develop with people. I’m not trying to make this a one time hook up. By connecting, I mean mutually working on a friendship together. Who wouldn’t wanna sleep with their hot friends, right? Best of both worlds. We get laid, and we can hang out as friends with no strings.
If you’re one of those people who are just “ picture collectors”, keep it moving and don’t even bother messaging me. If every three message are, “send a picture”, “let me see it now”….. you really don’t know how annoying that is.
Pro tip. Just be yourself. Humor, sarcastic, all things nerdy are for sure ways to get my attention. If you want to increase your chances, say something that don’t make me laugh hysterically. That will peak my interest and make me wanna talk to you more.
Very good looking and well endowed. Trying to make new threesome friends