So I (24M) randomly ran into an old friend let’s call her Lisa (24F), at our towns festival. We hadn’t seen each other for almost 2 years, because of education and stuff like that, but we immediately talked and had fun like it was yesterday.
She was in town because she was gonna meet some friends and I casually tagged along and had a good time. Lisa had always been a wild kind of girl, she was very popular and good looking, but she was a former punk, who had a history with doing drugs and other stuff like that, while I haven’t even touched a drink in my life, but it never bothered me, because we both came from a school environment where drugs was very common, which is one of the reasons I’m capable of keeping calm in very f-up situations.
Well the night continued and besides finding out Lisa’s ex from 2 years ago, who’s a drug dealer, had been arrested for possession of 3 kg cocain he smuggled into a festival, nothing really alarming happened.
So we decided to go to one of her friend’s apartment, and man Red flags just started to pour down.
First the apartment was completely covered in Barbie decoration, I had never seen so much pink in my life, not even in THE Barbie movie. That in itself was not a red flag, but the big bags of coke and other drugs in a stylish Barbie plate was. Turns out her 3 friends were also drugs dealers, and there was just drugs EVERYWHERE!
But it honestly didn’t bother me, Lisa was a sweet girl. I knew her. And I had been out for absolutely insane stuff throughout my entire life, so I had grown kind of numb to it.
I had just sat down trying to have a good time without judging, and we talked and eventually me and Lisa ended up talking about exams, specifically about war. I started talking about this movie we had seen about some of the worst things Hitler had done (the worst mistake the entire night!)
This grabbed the attention of one of the people in the room, this gigantic beast of a man, let’s call him Kevin (around 29?).
He looked dead ad me and asked: “Do you think Hitler was a bad man?”
And I answered: “yeah, I do.”
And he goes: “but you know he was right, right?”
And then he takes me to the side and starts to give me a manifesto, about who controls the world. How much he hate Jewish people and so much Bullsh*t.
I’m just going stone faced and nod throughout it all, while I can clearly see Lisa being uncomfortable and awkward about it happening.
Eventually Kevin stops and clapped me on the shoulder, and then he hands me his joint. I refuse, saying, I have never done drugs or alcohol before or did I intend to start (mistake number 2)
He starts laughing and calls me the perfect man. And starts to point out my skin, blue eyes and blonde hair. “You’re an absolute perfect specimen. The perfect man, but… say do you have a girlfriend?”
“No.” I answered.
“Then let me guess you’re also a virgin, right?”
I just nodded, not wanting to go in too deep.
And then he started a second speech, that was basically another manifesto (imagining the following part in the voice of trump. Yes he talked like that):
“You’re the perfect man, and I respect you. I respect that you don’t do drugs, but I need to warn you. Girls will never fall for you. Do you think a writer can write about drugs or go to prison if they never have experience it? No! They can’t! And that’s the same for girls. You can never get a girl unless you’re willing to experience with them. It’s like sex, I was not good at the beginning. But I kept experiencing and trying to pleasure. Cause you need the experience. Doesn’t matter how they look, they can be fat, ugly and have bad a personality. Doesn’t matter, cause you just need to f*ck to get experience! But unless you let yourself try some coke or MJ, you will never experience…”
That pretty much what I remember from that manifesto.
Eventually he stopped and both me and Lisa thought it was time to go home. Kevin then gave me a hug and repeated some of the things he said before we left: “keep in touch man. Keep in touch!”
On the way home me and Lisa kinda had a laugh about the whole situation and she even apologized for what happened. I told her I didn’t mind and we have had wilder and crazier nights before. We then broke off at her place and promised to see each other more.
As I said, Lisa was a wild girl, but she really ended up in the wrong crowd, and both me and a lot of our common friends, has tried to get her out of it since.
But I definitely hope to never meet Kevin again.