u/Deep_Fried_Monkey

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

I’m a simple man, with simple pleasures. A nice, warm cup of tea in the morning. The smell of fresh french fries. Black chicks with big tits who have a filthy mouth and like rough anal sex.

One of those can’t be too hard to find, surely?

About me: I’m English, but I live in the USA. Married for a very long time. Have been told I have a “Dad Bod”. Bearded & bald. Self described nerd.

Into rough sex, dirty talk, anal, cheating. No “Daddy” stuff, please. Looking for more than one-word responses. Mostly looking for sexting or RP, though exchanging pictures, videos or voice chat are all on the table as well.

What I’m not into is dudes who want to talk about their “wives”, “girlfriends” or whatever. I’m not going to reply to any guys, so don’t waste your or my time.

I look forward to hearing from you soon!

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID: DQZWLXAWA

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go 'round

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Session ID:
059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID:
DQZWLXAWA

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go 'round

——-

Session ID:
059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID:
DQZWLXAWA

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go 'round

——-

Session ID:
059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID:
DQZWLXAWA

They’re almost like cryptids, really; the elusive “Big Tiddy Goth Girl” that I’ve heard so much about.

The pale skin, dark hair, heavy makeup, and \\\*so much\\\* black in their wardrobe. The kind of woman most guys won’t look at directly because they’re too intimidated. You know the ones.

I’ve been hung up on these walking Red Flags since I was a teenager, and I’m hoping to connect with some of them today.

Mainly looking for casual fun, flirting, troublemaking, and potentially more if we click.

So, if you fit the bill and are into bald, bearded, nerdy Englishmen in their mid forties, send me a message. I promise I don’t bite (much), but I hope you do ;)

Session ID: 059f67e523023f2f32aec4661f5ca513b96da01e348c326f3a98aadc1fdab5f74e

TeleGuard ID:

DQZWLXAWA