[SELL] Your Most Erotic Ideas Will Become Real. All You Need is Someone To Write Them For You.
Hi, Reddit! I've come to be your personal scribe that can help you pull out the ideas stuck in your head and turn it into one thousand, three thousand, or even eight thousand words (or more) worth of content!
• I can write original stories, whether they're one-off or span multiple chapters.
• I can ghostwrite your fanfiction with only a few days of research and human creativity, all while you get the credit for it.
• If you're a fellow writer who needs a second opinion, I can act as an editor who can be as detailed (or not) with suggestions and improvements as you want.
How many times can you say that you have a wordsmith in your pocket? What about a new best friend who's all too happy to indulge your most depraved fantasies?
And would your new best friend charge you $80 per thousand words? What about $100? Fortunately, since you took the time to read through this, I'm only going to charge this subreddit's absolute minimum of $50 per thousand words! You won't be charged a single penny for revisions, either. Your story won't be considered complete until every detail is perfect. Otherwise, if something goes wrong or we aren't a good match, I'll give you back your money.
The thing is, I can only offer six slots until they're free again. Two of them already got snapped up elsewhere, so now's a better time than any to claim your spot.
My DM's are open to everyone who reads this. Even if you're not sure if you want to hire me or not, you can just send me a message that says something like, "I saw your ad." That way, I can make sure you're the first to know when my slots are open again.