Walked in on son making tiktoks well I thought it was. But that's not the person I raised why is his ass to fucking fat. Fatter than his mom's and is that makeup...

u/Dont_Relapse_Soldier — 5 days ago

Fuck you're really trying to milk me for everything I have dad. My balls are so full and I'm so sensitive. I won't be skipping class again this is a crazy punishment 🤤

u/Dont_Relapse_Soldier — 7 days ago
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I'm your personal trainer and I just want the best for you. You'll get a cool down in a minute just keep pushing and go faster

u/Dont_Relapse_Soldier — 9 days ago

Met these two girls at the club last night. They knew everything I liked to do and shared a lot of hobbies we just bonded so well. Then I realized they looked a lot like my homies with makeup on. Maybe I was just too drunk....

u/Dont_Relapse_Soldier — 10 days ago

Fuckkkkk bro where did you get all of that back there from you use to be super skinny last summer. bro that ass cant be real be honest with me

u/Dont_Relapse_Soldier — 11 days ago