u/Dragonbellybelch

I (24M) recently moved to a very remote part of country. Like there are no other houses, very limited internet. There used to be a pretty farmgirl down the road, but I ate her almost immediately. I regret not trying to make her last longer, but sometimes your stomach just mulches someone. Now I've gone almost three months without a meal and the hunger is killing me.

Has anyone been in this situation before? How did you handle?