u/EggplantFlowers

Looking for someone in a similar state in life to have an affair with. We'd screen each other with scrutiny to make sure we're both semi-lucid. Morally, a complete heathen and degenerate whilst living a seemingly perfect, well put-together life. I don't think I'm at a midlife crisis point - I think I've always just been a not-so-great person. That said, I'm great company and will take you to some solid wineries that no one knows about.

About me: 5'10, fit, great career, live in the NE side, volunteers at Farmers market and gardens on the weekends, organic wine drinking bitch

About you: Fun to be around, preferably in a similar state in life so it's mutually assured destruction. Can compartmentalize emotions.