u/Electronic-Bit-233

One time i got really horny and bored so i went to the sex shop just because. I like to be there when horny and also bc the worker is a hot woman. Something about her knowing what i buy and do makes me the horniest. So i got lube and came to the condoms. I said i need bigger and slim ones bc other ones don't feel that good. She asked what size? I said bigger.. Then she asked me about some sizes in numbers which i know nothing about. Without thinking i asked politely: "Wanna see a pic?". With a smile she said YES. So of course i found the best pic and showed it to her. After three second of looking, she got the condoms and that was it. I came home, lubed my cock with the lube she recommended to me and filled that condom up while thinking about her☺️.

One time i got really horny and bored so i went to the sex shop just because. I like to be there when horny and also bc the worker is a hot woman. Something about her knowing what i buy and do makes me the horniest. So i got lube and came to the condoms. I said i need bigger and slim ones bc other ones don't feel that good. She asked what size? I said bigger.. Then she asked me about some sizes in numbers which i know nothing about. Without thinking i asked politely: "Wanna see a pic?". With a smile she said YES. So of course i found the best pic and showed it to her. After three second of looking, she got the condoms and that was it. I came home, lubed my cock with the lube she recommended to me and filled that condom up while thinking about her☺️.

One day I've been drinking lots of water and when my bladder was really full in the evening i grabbed my dildo and went to the bathroom. I got into the tub and started masturbating. Then i put my legs up and inserted my dildo. Suddenly i felt like im going to burst so i did. I pissed all over my abs, chest and my chin got caught a little bit☺️. Then i got so turned on by the smell of it that i gave myself a facial with my legs still in the air.. Also as soon as i took the dildo out i immediately started pooping. Never felt so light ahahahha. I'm thinking about doing all of that for example on my livingroom flor. Anybody else who does the full package?