u/Eleganceinchaos

Looks like I'm going to be chilling at home for a little while so might as well make it enjoyable. I already have my tea (peppermint, since you wondered) but some kinky fun would be a nice addition.

Does letting a stranger decide what I wear and what I watch sound like kinky fun? I think so. Perhaps.

It has to be simple though. The louboutins stay in the closet and I'm not going to put some pantyhose or something.

As for what I watch, you can surprise me. It can be different things to, as long as it's not gross and legal (duh.)

If you are messaging me, at least introduce yourself.

No, just me? On one hand that makes me feel special, on the other hand... that's quite unacceptable. You are excused if you are are at school or work of course. Otherwise, you just disappointed me. And I don't even know you, so that says a lot!

It's becoming pretty conclusive that there are no real moms around here anymore. And barely any women at all either it seems. Where the heck are you people? Pilates? Are you stuck in line at Target? Waiting for your second failed omelette to be ready, so you can call yourself a Michelin chef?

There are a lot of sexy things on this beautiful planet, and among them is seeing a dad (or mom) who is very confident in their sexuality, appearance, sex appeal, kinks... and witnessing them fully embrace their occasional horniness at home. Be it walking around the house in tight boxers, with a superb package barely hidden, or the occasional thong that displays a fantastic ass. Nothing like a sexually charged household to really make you feel at home. Needless to say, I am referring to adults only (duh). But oh sweet joy can it be a lovely sight.

So if you are indeed a dad or mom in your 40s, 50s... Worry about the lease payment on the Volvo tomorrow and come say hi. With a minimum of introduction on your part, of course. "Hey" will be ignored.

How dare you call me unproductive. I already finished two sudokus today so... try to beat that.

Not a full house right now and I can finally unwind so... lazy day it is! Well deserved too, might I add.

If you are a curious girl, slut, older pervert, maybe you should come say hi. And offer me some tea, we have good manners here. I'm often barely dressed at home so don't worry, we can make it spicy as well.

Not looking for anything but a good, long term chat between adults (duh). A lost art, they say. Girls of all ages welcome. Men 40+ too. Mentioning your age and telling me something more than just "hey" will help your chances. If I don't respond, it's likely that you didn't even bother reading this post.

It's been a long week (yes, I know what day it is, lol), I haven't fucked as much as I had hoped (being a responsible adult and all, you know), and I've only masturbated once today. Too tired to find a last minute hook-up but the perspective of a relaxing, naked and wet evening still appeals quite a bit. What do you think? Want to join?

Happy Friday strangers, mostly men but there is always hope. Yes it's still a working day for most but who cares. Life is more fun when you don't always behave as society expects. Sheep. But also... I'm feeling lazy. I might have a hook-up tonight (fingers crossed), so now I'm just crashing at home, being the usual horny self.

Looks like it's going to be a lazy afternoon instead, which is still rather appealing. I could play chess, listen to the birds sing or write a poem. Or I could dress way down and expose my body at home, as a start. Which wouldn't exactly be unusual either, but always fun to tease and get some attention. Naughty? Yes, but that's on purpose, don't worry. We are all adults here. Here is a fun confession for you: I never even hide my toys at home. Just don't tell anyone.

Any other ladies (or men, I hear they tend to be quite overwhelmingly present around these parts) having an equally activity-light day? There's gotta be a way to spice things up and have a fun chat. Anything you wish to confess? How naughty should I be at home, according to your expert opinion?

Not into anything disgusting or illegal, just to be clear (wild to even have to specify that but... here we are). Not looking for a quick chat to get you off either, as I much prefer real conversations (that's more than one-word answers) and getting to know people. Please mention your age in your message.

Talk soon!

It's becoming pretty conclusive that there are no real moms around here anymore. And barely any women at all either it seems. Where the heck are you people? Pilates? Are you stuck in line at Target? Waiting for your second failed omelette to be ready, so you can call yourself a Michelin chef?

There are a lot of sexy things on this beautiful planet, and among them is seeing a dad (or mom) who is very confident in their sexuality, appearance, sex appeal, kinks... and witnessing them fully embrace their occasional horniness at home. Be it walking around the house in tight boxers, with a superb package barely hidden, or the occasional thong that displays a fantastic ass. Nothing like a sexually charged household to really make you feel at home. Needless to say, I am referring to adults only (duh). But oh sweet joy can it be a lovely sight.

So if you are indeed a dad or mom in your 40s, 50s... Worry about the lease payment on the Volvo tomorrow and come say hi. With a minimum of introduction on your part, of course. "Hey" will be ignored.

As I'm having another horny day, I have come to wonder where our sex drive, libido, kinks and desires come from. Were we born that way? Did something happen that made us more into something vs another? Do you think it can be hereditary, to some extent?

Being used to a sexual household here and with a very slutty mommy, I always assumed the apple doesn't fall far from the tree so it's easy to explain why I'm such a slut. But what about some of you? Why are you such sexual creatures?