u/EntireRequirement115

You were my hot ass neighbor that I was so awkward in front of. You're just so fucking sexy. I'll never forget how good you look in those tight blue pants of yours while I was sweating in front of you in the elevator. I crept your FB. You know I want to fuck you. You said what's up to me in the hallway after, but I acted like an awkward idiot, lol. Oh well. You smiled at me in the elevator another time after.

Let's get a tequila shot or 10.

Just saw you leave my building on LaSalle as I was walking in, and HOLY SHIT. You are SO HOT. I stared down your perfect legs in those black shorts. You were wearing some kind of accountant hat. Sexy blonde.

Let's go swimming if you see this.

...no way you'll see this, but you noticed me eye fucking the hell out of you and your luscious body. You were wearing a bikini, and I saw your perfectly round ass and toned body. What a tight stomach on you. Face is so pretty too. You were working on tanning your long slender toned thighs.

Let's meet up.

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