34F [f4m] #SOMD 4 hung hookup tonight

Tbh really just need someone thick and reasonably close to host tonight bc I've been in a mood. If you're more than 40 minutes from the Charles/STM/Calvert area its a no go for me.

Pls be hwp, clean, not in a committed relationship.

Details on my page

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u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 5 days ago
β–² 60 r/MarylandDebauchery+1 crossposts

One for you, one for a friend?

Got a friend that you've gone through almost everything with? Don't know if you guys can get any closer? Well maybe add this experience to the list if you haven't yet.

Been wanting to get a glimpse of two mouths, one on each titty. One feels great, two should be amazing.

Open to DVP as well, or turns. Sharing is caring.

Preferably male in their 30s, HWP, DDF. Please be hygienic, respectful, and not in a committed relationship that requires you sneaking around.

In SOMD, will travel within reason. DMs open currently so message you and your friends info. Can see more about me on my page.

u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 1 month ago
β–² 29 r/dmvcasualencounters+1 crossposts

34f [f4m] #MD #somd looking for hookup before vacation

Edit: please dm where you're at because if I don't know, I won't accept the chat. I am quite literally just wanted a lil fill before I drive, I'm not trying to do small talk rn as I'm busy packing n stuff.

Edit 2: a dick detour is not an option for this trip. Has to be before

Long shot but here we are and I got needs before driving 6 hours.

If you're more than 30 minutes from charles/calvert/stm area then im gonna pass because I'm already driving... 6 hours. My ass is gonna be sore enough.

Please be like 6+inches and thick, not sneaking around, and able to host. I'll have my dms open for a few hours before the drive.

Worse case scenario my toys are charging Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 1 month ago
β–² 26 r/MarylandDebauchery+1 crossposts

There's a reason why you gotta be this long to ride 🎒

You gotta be able to get past the cheeks πŸ˜‹

And for those asking if I meet thats u/Big-Boi-Throwaway bc he actually read what I wanted πŸ™ƒ

Because nice boys don't finish last, but they do finish πŸ˜‹

u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 2 months ago

30sF [f4m] #Dmv #MD-looking for fwb

SOMD female looking for consistent fwb.

Desires: ddf, hwp, well endowed and thick (i like a little effort to get it in), respectful and reliable. Able to host as I will not immediately host. Kink friendly. Prefer 30s to 40s

I'm about an hour from both dc and Baltimore.

I'm on the thicc side and kinda fit. Alternative vibes. Kinda bratty. Left leaning, not into conservatives or i will dry up. Will verify if interested.

Edit: I am picky on accepting chats, and I have some specifics on what info I'm looking for on my bio.

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u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 2 months ago
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34F [f4m] looking for hung fwb in SOMD

Desires

Clean, respectful, >7 inches and thick (like a good stretch), able to host at times, HWP, ideally athletic or average build, open to kinks. Not 1.5+ hours away. Not married or sneaky. 30-40 yo preferred

Me

5'2, sorta thick, sorta fit. Lil bratty, tatted, alternative vibes. I'm not wanting a ton of different partners because I want to be able to fully enjoy someone without worrying about things. Not a last minute plans kind of person.

Prefer meeting up for vibe check. Not into conservative guys

Please DM me this at minimum:

Age

location

Can you host

Body stats

πŸ† size (girth is good)

How available are you

Any kinks/boundaries

u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 2 months ago

34F [f4m] looking for thick/hung male near SOMD

Please DM me this at minimum:

Age

Rough location

Can you host

Body stats

πŸ† size (girth is good)

How available are you

Any kinks/boundaries

​

**Desires**

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Clean, respectful, >7 inches and thick (like a good stretch), able to host at times, HWP, ideally athletic or average build, open to kinks. Not 1.5+ hours away. Not married or sneaky. Age 30-40 preferred

​

**Me**

​

5'2, sorta thick, sorta fit. Lil bratty, tatted, alternative vibes. I'm not wanting a ton of different partners because I want to be able to fully enjoy someone without worrying about things. Not a last minute plans kind of person.

​

Prefer meeting up for vibe check. Not into conservative guys

u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 3 months ago

34f [f4m] looking for thick hung male near SOMD

Please DM me this at minimum:

​

Age

​

Rough location

​

Can you host

​

Body stats

​

πŸ† size (girth is good)

​

How available are you

​

Any kinks/boundaries

​

**Desires**:

​

Clean, respectful, >7 inches and thick (like a good stretch), able to host at times, HWP, ideally athletic or average build, open to kinks. Not 1.5+ hours away. Not married or sneaky.

​

​

**Me**:

​

5'2, sorta thick, sorta fit. Lil bratty, tatted, alternative vibes. I'm not wanting a ton of different partners because I want to be able to fully enjoy someone without worrying about things. Not a last minute plans kind of person.

​

Prefer meeting up for vibe check. Not into conservative guys

u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 3 months ago

**please DM the info I'm asking for when you message. If you don't I'm assuming you don't meet my criteria **

Looking for casual with someone hung (7+ and thick=πŸ’•) around my area (near Charles/Calvert). Preferably 30-40s.

Me: 5'2, curvy/fit, alternative, left leaning, little bossy, milf, tatted badass with a fat ass. Doing hot girl shit

Prefer: guys between 30-40s, little bit of variation is fine. HWP, prefer fit/avg build. Open-minded to kinks. Fairly local to me (prefer under an hour), and able to host. DDF, condoms unless we agree to keep seeing each other. Guys that are noisy, tatted, or alt πŸ‘€πŸ₯°

Be ready to verify you're not a bot or sketchy. Not interested in married men or are trying to do a sneaky link.

I am big on safety for both sides and open to meets before cheeks. If we're compatible then I am open to hosting some once we're established.

Willing to exchange pics if the vibes are good. If interested let's save each other time and DM me your age, location, measurements (yes that includes πŸ†) and tell me about you.

u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 4 months ago

**please DM the info I'm asking for when you message if you don't want me to ignore your message**

Looking for casual with someone hung (thickπŸ’•) around my area (Charles/Calvert). Preferably 30-40s.

Me: 5'2, fit thick, alternative, little bossy, milf, tatted badass with a fat ass.

Prefer: guys between 30-40s, little bit of variation is fine. Fit or average builds, I'm short I can't reach but so wide πŸ˜… able to host (we can discuss me hosting later), open to a room and meeting up first. Not 2 hours away. DDF. Be open-minded. Fellow alt vibes welcome.

Be ready to verify you're not a bot or sketchy. Not interested in married men or are trying to do a sneaky link.

Willing to exchange pics if the vibes are good. If interested let's save each other time and DM me your age, location, measurements (yes that includes πŸ†) and let's chat

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u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 4 months ago

Edit: guys please keep in mind when ladies post, we're getting a good bit of responses to keep up with. Not all of them will get responses, no one has time for that. Even if its not on my post, if you want to have someone read yours and not ignore, putting the info in the message instead of saying "hey, dtf, how are you?" Or anything else that doesn't help weed out is a good way to get it ignored. That or clutter inbox because we decided to message someone for more info.

Looking for casual with someone hung (thickπŸ’•) around my area (Charles/Calvert). Preferably 30-40s.

Me: 5'2, fit thick, alternative, little bossy, milf, tatted badass with a fat ass.

Prefer: guys between 30-40s, little bit of variation is fine. Fit or average builds, I'm short I can't reach but so wide πŸ˜… able to host (we can discuss me hosting later), open to a room and meeting up first. Not 2 hours away. DDF. Be open-minded. Fellow alt vibes welcome. Be ready to verify you're not a bot or sketchy. Not interested in married men or are trying to do a sneaky link.

Willing to exchange pics if the vibes are good. If interested let's save each other time and DM me your age, location, measurements (yes that includes πŸ†) and let's chat

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u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 4 months ago

Looking for someone local, open-minded and hung (prefer 7in+ long and 4.5+ girth) for casual fun and exploring. Prefer guys in their 30s/40s, no one under 28 pls

Me: 33F, 5', 41inch hips, 30inch waist, 34c. Fit thick/bratty/milf/alternative ish. Open to exchanging pics if its a vibe

If you are an hour+ away from the Calvert/South AA/Charles area please skip me unless you wanna get a hotel out hereπŸ˜…

Must be able to host or do a room. I'm only open to hosting if I know you're reliable

Please be HWP, DDF, not married/committed partners

Prefer to meet/talk irl first

Big interest in tatted guys&metalheads but not mandatory :)

If interested, DM me your location, age, measurements, and a little info about you :)

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u/Euphoric-Camera-520 β€” 4 months ago