Schedule fun.

I would rather find a friend who could camp once in a while that liked to skinny dip, hang around camp naked, liked to be touched or get oral once in a while. Thing is wife wont let me go alone any longer. And the only people who say they are OK with such thing will not commit to a camping trip. So I find a friend that will go, but now I can't talk dirty, go naked, exchange oral etc. Because I have someone along that is not into such things. I guess I am complaining and search for a future friend at the same time. Met a woman once I thought might be into it, but I was afraid to bring it up without some kind of hint.

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 6 days ago

Scat on me

Had someone ask if they could go on me, then watch me masterbate with it. I agreed, as long as i had a good cleanup plan in place. Then never heard from them again. Are people wanting to push limits, but afraid to actually try? Is talking about it as close as anyone actually gets?

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 7 days ago

Play drive

We meet in savemart parking lot in Spanish Springs. You get in my jeep, and I drive north. You undo your pants and invite me to play with privates. I ask if I should pull my cock out as well. I drive while letting my fingers explode. We arrive at a small mine, there is a brach to the right that means you have a lot of warning before anyone can see you. I set up a folding chair and have you sit in it while I use my mouth, lips, tongue, etc. To get you close to release. I edge till you ask for what you want. I give it to you. We walk out climb back in the jeep and say, lets do it again in a few days almost at the same time. Hey it could happen...

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 10 days ago

Long term

Think I could play along with different kinks. Love females, but they seem to want connection before play. A guy wants to play to build connection. Don't know how to get connection developed if they want it first. Let me know what you are interested in. I am 60, beer gut, still decent looking.

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 12 days ago

I write scenarios

Perhaps short stories would be more accurate. I might not be real good at it, but I have a good imagination. If you want to read about something that turns you on but you can't find stories on the subject ask me to come up with a quick sketch. I will be interested to see what kinds of things turns them on that they don't dare talk about.

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 19 days ago

Two responses, both duds

Two times someone said they were interested in meeting up to see if we could be adventure buddies with benefits. Both either hid inside their house as I knocked on the door, or they were gone at the time I was scheduled to arrive. I am 60 with a beer gut, but still get out and go. No GQ model here, but some say good looking. Is there no one real?

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 25 days ago

Plumbing fix

After fixing the faucet, I turn around and there is a cock hanging out. What, I stammered but he grabbed my hand and moved it to his cock, I stroked it feeling it grow and pulse. He then says two words, suck it. It was like auto pilot, I kneel and take it in my mouth. I don't really know what I am doing, but I try. Never thought I would like the taste of cum. Wonder when the next plumbing job will cum along?

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 1 month ago

That was different. I went to look at a leaky toilet. The wife left shopping and the husband walks in the bathroom asking if I can fix it. I explain it is leaking past the flapper. Then he takes his dick out. Uh what am I supposed to do, he says this leaks too especially if you touch it. So why did

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 1 month ago
▲ 18 r/renojerkoffbroz+1 crossposts

Someday I hope to find a buddy who likes to go exploring, camping, ghost towning, hot springs, rock hounding etc. That doesn't mind an occasional BJ in the middle of all the adventure.

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u/Exciting-Sand6704 — 2 months ago