u/FernAndFees

He/they

Faceless forest creature

Professional snack appreciator

i keep looking at this big tummy and thinking it could be a lot rounder when the right person gets involved 👀

i'm a soft, chubby little woodland thing who likes coffee, pastries, takeout, late night treats, and being gently encouraged to indulge. i'm not interested in shame. i like attention, affection, and people who genuinely enjoy seeing a cute forest enby get spoiled.

if you've ever looked at a belly and thought "i should be responsible for that," we might get along surprisingly well 🌱

bonus points if you're the type who gets excited about sending food, hearing what i ordered, and helping fund my ongoing transformation into an even softer, happier creature. 🦝

tell me your favorite thing to buy for someone you're feeding 🐾🍰☕🍄✨

ummmmm 🌿🍄🐭

if you were trying to lure a chubby little forest creature out from under a log, what snack would you use?

asking for completely normal reasons.

definitely not because i'm staring at a pastry right now and thinking dangerous thoughts.

i'm very easy to tempt.

a fancy coffee. a warm cookie. some weird seasonal treat i didn't know existed five minutes ago.

..and suddenly i'm kicking my feet and giggling like an idiottttt 🍂✨

honestly some of you seem suspiciously enthusiastic about keeping me well fed.

...which is adorable.

please continue 🌾🐿️💛