High and horny, every single time I smoke I get turned on.

Times like this I miss my FWB who used to smoke with me and have unbelievable sex, the intensity and the passion is unmatched.

I guess I'll have to take care of myself, too horny at this stage not too

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 7 hours ago

Touched my erection today during an online meeting for the first time and it felt amazing

I was so anxious my facial expressions would give it away, but knowing how good my hard erection felt while I was "listening" to the meeting and knowing how risky it was it was so worth it.

Gonna try take it a step further next time. Does anyone else do this?

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 15 hours ago

Hot weather, hot women in dresses. Can't stop thinking about my co-workers outfit..

Was in the office today, sweltering heat so summer ware in full force.

My colleague arrived this morning, 5'4" slim brunette, really nice legs and lovely ass. Always really prominent in skirts, but today she was wearing a sundress. Probably lower cut that is usually work appropriate but I did not care one bit. Showed off her cleavage nicely, and the fit around the curves & ass..I was close to getting caught looking (I was so distracted I forgot where I was)

Been thinking about her ever since I got home, think I'm going to have to do something about it soon

Fuck I love sundresses 🫶

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 day ago

Horny while I'm working after I smoked a bowl..guess nothing else is being done today

I was browsing my FY page on Reddit and this thread popped up so naturally I've made my way and started reading some of today's posts.

I'm now starting to become very horny and don't know how much longer my clothes are going to stay on sitting at my desk...I'm trying to fight the urge but it's getting harder to resist.

Anyone else like this today? Hopefully the comments can give me some good material..

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 21 days ago

23M4F [UK] - day off work, feeling lazy, would love to spend the day chatting to an older woman

Finally a day off work, I'm in a blue collar job so it's been long and intense work. I would love some company, especially from older women who want to have some fun SFW/NSFW chat and see where things go

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 26 days ago

What's everyone's favourite thing to do in the evening when you're off the next day?

Personally for me I relieve all the stresses built up from life and work for pretty much the whole evening if I don't have other plans.

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If I do have other plans, I'll more than likely have to come back and masturbate anyway, especially when at a bar/club.

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What's your favourite thing to do?

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 26 days ago

Hotel nights seem common recently on this thread

Who knows maybe I've been masturbating in my hotel room when away for work and someone on this thread has been doing the same beside me...I've always wanted to know.

I've heard couples having sex which is a major turn on but always curious what's happening behind the next closed door..

I hope someone hears me when I get making some noise soon...

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 29 days ago

My birthday starts in 1 hour, I'm going to start edging until past midnight

Hoping to start my birthday correct, who knows I might keep on edging past midnight if I'm feeling it.

How's everyone's else's Friday?

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 month ago

My new lube has just arrived in the post..guess not much work is going to be done now..

New brand of lube on a day with no meetings... productivity levels may drop slightly today haha..

Hope everyone is having a good day!

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 month ago

Just out of work and staying in a hotel. I've skipped the drinks to go back and masturbate all night instead

Can't wait to get fully undressed out of my suit and get naked on my hotel bed. I've brought some lube along with me...even writing this is making me so excited. Been pent up all day seeing sexy legs and short skirts

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 month ago

Thinking back to shared living at university I miss our dynamically horny household.

I lived in several different uni accomodations with other students (most I've known in some capacity but not all)

I always get horny thinking back to the house parties where people would go fuck with doors open, people getting blowjobs in the bathroom, my friend borrowing my car so fuck someone in the backseat as the bedrooms were occupied.

Fuck we had a horny as hell few years, so many hot stories to tell..

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 month ago

My uni housemate caught me using her panties to masturbate with

This memory popped into my head this morning and I can't stop thinking about it so wanted to share.

Back when I was 19, I lived in shared university housing (3 males, 1 female) - we all knew eachother before moving in.

My female housemate (A) was always really loud when having sex with her boyfriend in the room beside mine with paper thin walls. A few times they've woken me up, hearing her moan and tell him how big his dick was she didn't hold back. I've masturbated to them having sex many times and always fantasized about her, especially as she had amazing breasts (34Ds)

One night A, her boyfriend and my other housemates went on a night out and I stayed in as I was working the next day. I was on the sofa, and started to get horny just sitting in my boxers after a long week. I started to play with myself and got worked up very quickly and wanted some aids. A had sex the night before and threw her panties out into the wash, so I was feeling dirty and went and got them, and started to wrap them around my erect penis. I started imagining her and replaying her sexy moans in my head, and let myself drift into a trance like state, just enjoying myself.

Next thing I hear the front door slam, and before I even registered what was going on, A flew into the living room (apparently to grab her cigs which she left at home). I quickly went red and threw the blanket over me, hoping she didn't see her panties, or my cock in the heat of the moment. She initially looked confused, then she slowly started to smirk, asking what I'm up to. My heavy breathing gave away my excuse instantly, A began to give me a cheeky smile. "I'm not stupid you know, its not half obvious what you were doing" - my body shuddered. I was left a bit speechless, but then asked "Is that so, what am I doing then?" There was a moment of silence, but the atmosphere changed.

A just sat down next to me, but stayed silent. My cock even more stiff at this point, poking out of the blanket. She said, slowly, I know you hear me and (bf) through the walls, must be a killer for you? I always wondered if you heard me. I said, yeah, really hard not too. He's a lucky guy...all I hear back is "do you want to be the lucky boy tonight?

The rest is history.

Fuck, writing this has me missing this sort of experience. Hope everyone enjoys

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 month ago

Working from home, no meetings so getting stoned and touching myself under the desk.

Going to have to strip down soon since it's so hot outside. Reading Reddit has got me extremely horny and it doesn't help I've just smoked a bowl..

Where are the horny stoners at today, what are you up to?

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u/Forsaken_Sea_7751 — 1 month ago