I entered my barney stinson phase post-break up with my ex fianceé…

It was after 3 years of living together and engaged. Well, worst part was she cheated on me with a friend of ours. I was a mess for the next several days, drank myself to sleep and other sob stuff I did… then… I woke up and told myself “Dude, you ain’t the problem. You used to be a player, wake the fuck up from the sad-boy phase after your lover-boy version didn’t work out. Wake the player up and be the menace again.”

And sooo, I did.

Starting January 7th 2025, almost on an everyday basis I was hooking up with someone. Didn’t pay for any of it actually, just organic encounters in clubs around Bacolod or Iloilo and using my… what do the kids now call it? Rizz? Used to call it the “game”. Upped my body-count by 18 in just a month. Well some of it were organic encounters, and some were just girls who found out about me through their friend’s experience… or you could call it religious experience since I left them with knees shaking and them thanking whichever god they believe in that they met me. 😂

Anyway, enough about that part, I’m here to talk about a certain girl. She was hot, knew her from before actually, and was my type. 39 kg, short around 4’11 and was a teacher. We hooked up three times, at the time she was working for a call center around lacson. Oh, she was a squirter that one, and a bit freaky in the bed too.

On the third time we did it, she confessed that she was actually in a relationship with a “airline pilot” and she’s being eaten up by guilt by our “secret rendezvous” after dark and that they were moving in together to “settle down.”

I felt kinda disgusted being the “kabet” actually, only to find out later that in that entire month I was the kabet for 4 different women.

Anyway, nearing the end of January, she called. Told me that her boyfriend cheated on her. Ranted to me about it and I was like “the audacity of this one to rant about being cheated on when she in fact was also cheating on him.” But I played along and was bored af. So she came over that night to my place and we did our thing.

Now, the first three times were sort of “quickies” in three hours. That night, well I had her from 8 pm to 6 am. The only time she had a break was when she went to the CR for a piss.

If I were to describe how things went, well… we started in the sala, kissing her, gently but with torrid intent while I was undressing her slowly. I removed her panties with only my mouth then ate her while I was kneeling and then spun her around and lifted her upside down and ate her. Let’s say it was like a standing 69. I ate her slow and with passion. I know what I’m doing. I licked her clit slow, clockwise, counter, upside down. And when I made her feel the best experience of womanhood, I threw her on the couch and turned rabid and ate her like a thirsty bulldog while lifting her hips up pinning her head on the couch. And when she was shaking and speaking funny, I shoved my thing into her hard. But slow. We made a mess of the living room and it was like an hour until I came.

And when she thought that it was over, I put it back in, sucked her nipples while my other hand is fingering her ass and the other was playing with her clit while doing missionary. I did it slow but hard. And after she squirted, I didn’t stop but upped the tempo. Walked to the room while I was lifting her and fucking her at the same time like some toy then threw her on to the bed. Past midnight, she thought I was out of gas. Huh, I just went down harder and faster than I did. My baser instincts took the better of me.

Even did the super man with her, and all sorts of kamasutr stuff. I had to change sheets the next day.

It was kind of funny that when I walked her out of the subdivision in sta clara… she walked funny. Complained that she couldn’t walk, stand, sit or even take a piss properly for two weeks. She went to the OB to have herself checked. Turns out I was just pretty big and rough on her. I guess that’s what cheaters deserve.

Anyway, she was seeing a new guy a few months later when we crossed paths. Later that day chatted me if we could meet up after dark. Well, I was starting my gym era at the time and declined. 😂

If you’re here, I miss slapping my dick on your face or just plainly using you like a toy. You still stalk my profile whenever you’re ovulating and I can see your account as non-follower, I know no one ever came close to what I did to you, so just come over to my place.😉

-DaddyLawyer

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u/Fractal_Misfit42219 — 4 days ago
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30 M4F have fun

About me: 30 years old daddy, 5’10, typical strong guy build, trimmed beard and clean cut hair, out of pocket humor, can talk about anything under the sun. High sx drive, prefers to give than to receive or*l (would lift you by the hips upside down and eat you like a thirsty bulldog). Generally prefers to satisfy my partner first than myself. Technically the kind of guy mothers warn their daughters about.

About you: preferably someone with clean hygiene, open to someone older. I’m more attracted to petite ones, but if you’re curvy and hot… why the hell not. Someone fun to have a conversation with and likes being eaten.

Only staying in Bacolod for a shortwhile, so I can be your dirty little secret. We can also grab food or coffee and have a good conversation, my treat.

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u/Fractal_Misfit42219 — 7 days ago