I got fucked by my straight work friend
This story is inspired by a conversation I had with a friend of mine, about a bromance at his work.
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Matt and Josh had been inseparable since Josh joined the firm almost three years ago.
What started as typical banter quickly evolved into a full-blown bromance that everyone in the team noticed and everybody teased them about.
Matt and Josh always sat opposite each other in the open-plan sales floor, and they spent the working day trading increasingly dirty jabs, it was never subtle.
Monday mornings usually kicked off like this;
“Morning, princess,” Matt would say, dropping into his chair with a grin. “How was your Grindr date at the weekend? Did he at least make you walk funny?”
Josh would lean back, smirking. “You’re just jealous. At least I’m getting fucked regularly. When’s the last time you made a lass cum without her faking it?”
Matt would laugh loud, “Keep dreaming about my cock, you horny fuck. One day I might let you taste it just so you’ll shut up.”
Matt once “accidentally” sent Josh a shirtless gym selfie, bulge prominent, Josh replied instantly: “You little tease.”
Matt fired back: “You love it really. Bet I made your dick twitch, admit it, you think about my dick every time you jerk off.”
They’d been doing this dance for years, constant. It was always playful, sexually loaded teasing that never quite crossed the line in public. But the tension had been building, especially on Friday afternoons when they’d grab beers after work and the flirting went a step further.
So when the big works night out rolled around in Bristol, no one was surprised when just Matt and Josh were the last ones out that night.
They’d already had six pints at the pub, now they were in a packed nightclub near the harbour.
Josh leaned in, lips brushing Matt’s ear. “You’ve been staring at my ass all night, mate. Still pretending you’re not curious?”
Matt laughed, his hand resting casually on Josh’s lower back. “Fuck off. I’m just making sure you don’t get stolen by some twink. You’re my work wife, remember?” That made Josh blush.
“Work wife who wants to ride your cock,” Josh shot back with a wicked grin. “C’mon, straight lad. Three years of you teasing me about sucking you off. You ever gonna man up and let me?”
Matt’s grip tightened on Josh’s waist. “Keep talking like that and I might.”
They danced, laughed, drank more. The flirting that had always been “just banter” felt dangerously real tonight.
Eventually Matt slung an arm around Josh’s shoulders as they left the club and into the cold night air.
“Fancy crashing at mine again?” Matt asked.
“Thanks mate, saves a taxi. I can crash on the sofa like last time.” Josh smirked and continued. “But you sure you can keep your hands off me, big man?”
Matt pulled him closer. “Been resisting for three years, I think I can manage.”
Back at Matt’s tidy flat they kicked off their shoes, cracked open two cold beers, and collapsed on the sofa like they had a hundred times before and after nights out. The familiar ease of their bromance settled over them, but the vibe had shifted tonight.
“God, I’m horny as fuck,” Matt groaned, rubbing his face. “Haven’t had decent pussy in weeks. Last lass I fucked just lay there like a starfish. What am I doing wrong mate?”
Josh laughed, spreading his legs casually on the sofa. “That’s rough, you’re a good looking guy, you know that. I just open Grindr and I’ve got a willing hole in twenty minutes. You straight guys make life so complicated.”
Matt turned to look at him, his eyes lingering. “Sometimes I genuinely think it’d be easier if I was gay. At least then I could just fuck you and sort myself out. We already act like an old married couple anyway.”
Josh’s blushed again and let the alcohol talk. “What’s stopping you right now? We’ve been teasing each other for years. Every day you threaten to shut me up with your cock. So do it.”
Matt shifted, already visibly hard in his jeans. “You’ve got a dick, though. Too much cock for me, mate.”
Josh licked his lips slowly. “What about my pussy?”
Matt looked at Josh. “Your… what?”
“My tight little man pussy,” Josh whispered. “Smooth, greedy, and wet for you. Three years of me joking about how much better my hole is than any pussy. You really never wondered if I was telling the truth?”
Matt’s cock throbbed. “Mate, fuck… show me.”
Josh stood, stripped slowly, then bent over the sofa arm and spread his cheeks. His pink, hairless hole winked invitingly at Matt.
“See? My pretty pussy. Been waiting for your straight dick for years.”
Matt stood up, “Fuck, get on your knees first, suck me off. I’ve heard you brag about that mouth long enough.”
Josh dropped to his knees, yanking Matt’s jeans down. His thick cock sprang free and Josh moaned “Fuck yeah, you’re so big.” Before swallowing him to the hilt, throat bulging.
“Fuuuuck yes,” Matt groaned, gripping Josh’s hair. “That’s it, suck it like you’ve wanted to for three years, you dirty slut. Shit, your throat’s better than any lass.”
Josh gagged happily, drooling, eyes watering as Matt fucked his face. He pulled off just long enough to gasp, “Use me, Matt. You’ve teased me for years, I need you to wreck me, wreck my hole.”
Matt grabbed Josh’s hand and pulled him towards his bedroom. Josh got on all fours, back arched, presenting his hole. Matt spat on Josh’s hole, and rubbed his leaking cockhead against the tight ring, then pushed in deep.
“Oh my fucking God,” Matt moaned loudly as the velvety heat gripped him. “It’s so tight… so much tighter than pussy. Holy shit, Josh, your hole is fucking perfect.”
Matt started thrusting hard, grabbing Josh’s hips, thrusting balls deep with every stroke.
“I have a confession, I have been dreaming about this hole for years,” Matt moaned, pounding relentlessly. “All those times you teased me… you were right tho, this tight pussy is better than any lass. You’re milking my cock so fucking good.”
“Harder,” Josh begged, pushing back. “Breed your work wife, fill me up.”
Matt gripped Josh’s hips bruisingly and fucked him like an animal, moaning with every thrust. “Gonna cum so deep in this pussy… gonna breed you, I’ve got a big load.”
“Fuck yes, breed me Matt” Josh moaned, stroking his hard dick.
With a loud moan Matt reached orgasm, rope after rope of warm thick cum flooding Josh’s hole. Matt kept grinding through his orgasm, pushing every drop deeper.
“Fuck… take my load… such a good mate…”
When Matt finally pulled out, cum leaked from Josh’s wrecked, twitching hole. They collapsed together, sweaty and spent. Matt pulled Josh tight against his chest, one hand possessively cupping his cum-filled ass.
“Three years of teasing,” Matt murmured sleepily, kissing Josh’s neck. “But it was worth the wait.”
Josh smiled, “Told you my hole was better.”
They fell asleep tangled together, the long-established bromance finally consummated.