u/Galesen

We put aside this night to spend together.....to say goodbye properly. But when it came down to it, we wanted to do what we enjoyed most together....acting stupid, making jokes, and creating these long, convoluted posts that make absolutely no sense and are of interest to probably no-one but us.

Can't really do this until she gets back, so you'll have to content yourself with Is It Cake?? and any random shit I add to the chain events xD

I'll miss you Nyra!! Gave me a lot of firsts here (including first hunt and first ERP), but more importantly, before all that, gave me a best friend.

We met as strangers, passing by,
Beneath an ordinary sky.
With every tale and every smile,
We stayed a little longer while.

Our laughter filled each written page,
Two playful hearts upon the stage.
What once was friendship, bright and true,
Soon quietly became "I love you."

Now life has called us different ways,
To walk apart for fleeting days.
The road is long, the nights anew...
Yet every path still leads to you.

For blossoms drift when seasons change,
And stars may wander, free to roam.
But hearts that found each other once
Will always find their way back home.

So this farewell is not the end,
Nor just goodbye to lover or friend.
It's simply fate saying, "Not today..."
Until our story finds its way.

And when the blossoms bloom once more,
As surely as the skies are blue...
I'll smile, run into your waiting arms...
And write the next chapter with you.

Poem by the talented Nyra u/Auto_Brewery_Syndrom

Images by ChatGPT and PixAI (wierd mix of styles in some pics, sorry)

Linkypops: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/frigidfaketapaculo

I received some feedback from people, with some saying they'd prefer to play It Is Cake!! rather than Is It Cake?? so this ones for you. I need to add in some form of challenge or instruction from what I understand, so here:

Pick any number of the spoilers. That's how much time today you're gonna spend worshipping the behind! Add it up and tell everyone which are your favourite subreddits and models for bouncing the booty hehe

>!5 minutes!<
>!10 minutes!<
>!15 minutes!<
>!1 hour!<
>!30 minutes!<
>!45 minutes!<

If you ask nicely I'll give you context on one of them xD

u/Jelmbar!!!

With a final score of 22 points he earns the right to wear the title of "Cakesage" wherever and whenever he wants!!

u/Antecinu was second, earning the title "King of the Losers", unlike the people in 3-50 who are just regular "Losers" (but still a step up from people who didn't play).

u/MitocondriusVI special mention in 3rd place only having played a third of the season and tying with u/Jaeman21 who earns (some) redemption after blowing his load on day 1 (please point and laugh)

Special note, if you're sensitive to Thirst Traps, I asked Jelm for one showing less skin, so please look at slide 6 instead of 5 if you are still a soldier this month.

Hope to see you all, and more of you, again for Season 2 starting August 1st!!

Peace out, time for a lil break from this for me, if you need me you'll find me being a slut in someone's DMs!!

Images from ChatGPT and PixAI, Charlotte's boobs from Out Of This World

Linky: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/decentdetailedladybird

IT'S..................NOT CAKE!!

I know you all thought it was going to be cake for the finale....but you've learned something about me. It's never what you think it's going to be unless you think it's not what you think it's going to be then it's what you originally thought it was going to be!

CAKE guessers give yourself your last edges of the series, don't forget your multiplier. NOT CAKERS, adding on points as we speak. Going through every episode right now making sure I crown the correct person for Season 1 of Is It Cake......

Title presentation post to follow, love all my Pounders, KEEP ON POUNDING CAKEFANS!!

See you next time on Is It Cake??

HELLO CAKEFANS and welcome to the last episode of Season One of Is It Cake??

After the result tomorrow I'll be taking a short break from this fun - but very intensive - series and return with Season Two on August 1st! I might post some other things between then and now but if that happens, it's gonna get wierd.

All to play for for the top scorers this week - I'm going to let you choose any modifier you want! Remember they are:

x1 (just an answer CAKE or NO CAKE)
x2 (DD for Double Down)
x3 (TT for Triple Time)
x4 (QQ for Quadruple Quest)

Just add your chosen modifier to your answer to win that many points! But remember, if you're wrong, your points you would have won become edges instead!!

The answer, and overall winner, will be revealed 24 hours from now!!

Best of luck, and for the last time in Season One..... IS IT CAKE??!!

Source for images is ChatGPT

Ooooooooooo........CAKE!!

And, if you ask me, what a Cake it is!!

Remember, if you're still a soldier this month, don't imagine the grip on that thing as it bounces up and down, up and down, her athletic legs trying to please you with her delicious body.....That would be bad!

Remember if you QQd No Cake you're on 4 edges....sorry about it, but I'm sure noone will be hanging around to tempt you into an early finish 🤭🫢

If you're a regular player and want into the Cake Squad GC, just add a +GC below and I'll get you added this weekend!

Love ya all for playing, Pounders!!

Linkage so I don't get ass blasted by the mods again: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/blackcheappaddlefish

Hello Pounders! (Thats going to be your new name, it's based equally on Pound Cake and you buncha degenerates Pounding your Fists haha)

Welcome to episode 11 of Is It Cake??!! There is only one more episode after this one this season....so no point holding anything back now!! I posted the scoreboard on my profile the other day so if you're curious, go take a look!!

The last two episodes are looking at girls riding poles, your job is to decide if their ass is facing the camera or away. Yep, it's basically impossible to tell but that just makes it more fun!

I'm disabling single points today cos noone uses them anyway, so lets go nice and even. You wanna go for 2 points, its DD, if you want 4 its QQ. Just remember, if you're wrong, each point you gambled for becomes an edge!

So tell me, for the second-to-last time this season.....IS....IT.....CAKE??

Images ChatGPT (PixAI for my discoball)

Sorry I missed a couple episodes, had a busy week both working and on here.

....Where she was waiting.

And I don't regret a thing!

Taken out in the Mile High Club by Nyra u/Auto_Brewery_Syndrom with a major assist going to our lovely therapist AND captain of our flight to Nutville Miss Briana u/Excellent_Climate435!!

Pics GPT+, one raw, one modified from Bri's Edge Airlines art

u/Jelmbar currently leading but all to play for in the last two episodes! If you go big in the final two, there is still a possibility to gain the crown if you have 11 points or more.....

Thanks for playing everyone, and if you're a regular player and want into the Cake Squad Group Chat, hit me up for a lil chat and we'll get you in ^^

Good luck on episodes 11 and 12!

Gale

It's..............NOT CAKE!!

Sorry to the players that thought I was gonna be a big juicy ass (again). But as I mentioned to a few people....the game is called Is It Cake and not It Is Cake, that's a different thing called r/bigasses!!

This is the last episode in the Titfuck and Assjob portion of the show....with two episodes remaining we're going to be visiting Pound Town...but what's going to be on display? A Cake?? or something else??

Thank you all for playing regularly and happily and enjoying the game, had some wonderful feedback, made some great friends, and probably a few enemies too!

Remember, if you said CAKE, you were incorrect, and owe 1 edge, or 2 if you doubled down with DD. I'm adding NOT CAKERS point to my scoreboard now.

See you tomorrow for Episode 11 of Is It Cake??

Linkypops: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/essentialwaterysiamang

Hello cakefans!

We've had a busy couple episodes with Birthday Boy (still featured on my intro page) and Mother Koala and Scarlie taking over temporarily! Thirst trap central right there, never had so many comments not about the game!

Back to business now, and it's the last episode of Titfucks and Assjobs. The last two this series will be going ALL DOWN TO POUND TOWN!

I'm activating just DD today, let's have a nice calm Sunday and Monday! So you shooting for one point or two! But remember, if you are incorrect, the points you would have won by being any good at the game become edges, and you gonna put yourself in danger of losing your streak. Some of you have done well so far making it almost 2 weeks, others.....haven't!

But never fear, Soldier, Nutter, Medic or Hunter, you're all equal when the only question is..... IS IT CAKE??

(Images ChatGPT+ and im still experimenting with outfits, Veronica's on slide 2 is my current favourite!!)

Nyra's Unfullfilled Love

https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutymonthyquest/comments/1us58cs/unfullfilled_love/

Nyra's Demonic Possession (ft Therapist Bri)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutymonthyquest/comments/1ut1w2b/demonic_possession_patient_nyra_ft_therapist/

Gale's Diary, July 11th.

Nyra has blamed everything on me.

She wanted more than I could give, and now she's suffering. The threat is real, I feel it.

I hear her voice in my head, coming from walls and windows. I don't know when, or why.

But she is coming.

I won't sit by and wait and see. That's not my way.

I'll be ready. I'll find her first.

And end it my way.

(Images ChatGPT+ and massive thanks to whatever is going on with Nyra u/Auto_Brewery_Syndrom)

Hello guys and welcome to CAKE SQUAD: Party Builder!

We're going to give you some party members today to help you take on the Chain Event! Some of them are helpful, some, not so much....but they'll be there!!

Each slide will offer you two choices, all you have to do is open the spoiler offered by who you want on your team! In the comments below, write your final team of six and how you think you're gonna do on the Chain today!!

Best of Luck!

Slide 2 - Leadership

General Fox, Edgemaster Fighter u/Fox_6197
>!"The choice was simple!! And the Fighter is an expert in Endurance, Constitution and Patience! So..... Slow~ Gentle~ Teasing~ up to one edge, that they have to ride for at least 5 seconds.~!<
>!Second Wind! Do it again!!<
>!Action Surge! Do it again.....again!!<

OR

The Great Jelmbard, College of Lawn Bard u/Jelmbar
>!"Good choice, traveller! Lawns need water and so do you! Drink up! (Full glass of water please!) And come back here if your eyes get tired in the chain, and look at This, and please remember your wellbeing needs taking care of as much as the lushest lawn in the realm!"!<

Slide 3 - Support
Gale, Cakebatter Cleric of Fros'Ting u/Galesen
>!"Chosen for the Glory of Fros'Ting! I will accompany you on this journey traveller, but my God demands a price! Whenever you earn strokes during the Chain Event, you earn 20 more as penance. Fros'Ting is demanding!"!<

OR

Ante, Circle of Wildart Druid u/antecinu
>!"You picked me! I knew you would, I'm much more supportive! Here! *Ante casts Create Water* (Drink a full glass of water please!). And come back to me if your eyes need a break, you can look in my Crystal Ball!<

Slide 4 -Booba Brawlers
Amber, Path of Paizuri Barbarian u/Butterknife_24
>!"Amber.....SMASH!! Amber want SMASH everything that moves!! Everything!! To resist urges, you must be STRONG!! So during Chain today, Amber will let you BARBARIAN RAGE one time, letting you swap out an Edge challenge for PUSH UPs, 10 per edge! Get STRONG! Just write BARBARIAN RAGE in comments of the post you use it on!"!<

OR

Nyra, Way of Booba Monk u/Auto_Brewery_Syndrom
>!"Chosen *smile*. The Way of the Booba is about Dexterity and Wisdom, traveller. You will demonstrate your Dexterity by edging once with your Dominant Hand and then again with your Non-Dominant Hand. And you will demonstrate Wisdom by not clicking my other spoiler."!<

>!Flurry of Blows!! One more time with each hand!!!<

Slide 5 -Magicians
"Doc", Astroglide Patron Warlock u/pelykulax_
>!Welcome traveller, to my humble apothecary. Name’s unintelligible, but you can call me “Doc”.!<

>!Here, take this - a special gift from my patron, “Astroglide”. This ointment will help you with your predicament… hopefully.!<
>!Just apply plenty on both hands and stroke away with enhanced feeling, without the fear of rashes or burns. Practice Here with 200 strokes and Here with 400! Let's go!!<

OR

Chroni, Timecutie Wizard u/LordChronicus
>!"You chose Chroni!! Thank you traveller!! For your immaculate decision making, I grant you one use of my Time Orb! It can speed up time, letting you WHIZZZZZ to the end of one instruction in the Chain! Just one, use it wisely. To activate it, you just write TIME ORB in the comments section when you unleash the magic! OK?"!<

Slide 6 - Good and Evil
Aries, Cumthief Rogue u/MrAvrg
>!"*whisper* Good job on making the correct choice! I uh....."borrowed" these from Gale the last time I had his pants off. They aren't free....that would be bad business, but I'll cut you a sweet discount cutiepie....which ones do you want?" Pay 200 Strokes Pay 400 Strokes!<

OR

Dr Ellie, Oath of Throwing Ass Paladin u/SassyWampa
>!"Well chosen, Traveler. I shall consider it on honor to aid thee in thy journey. With me by your side, there's a chance to avoid the more perilous circumstances poised to beset thee on thy path. Inscribe the phrase SMITE EVIL in the comments below, and you may reveal one spoiler during your quest without consequence."!<

Slide 7 - WILDCARD, BITCHES!!
Raven, Hunter Bloodline Sorcerer u/PerspectiveVivid4823
>!"You hath chosen Raven, traveller? How.....interesting. My Hunter bloodline is powerful but needs.....energy. Lots of energy. Edge until you leak, no matter how many it takes. Raven accepts this burden."!<

OR

DD - Vigilante Conclave Ranger u/battler_abyss
>!*Lifts his crossbow to ready* "You need a guide for the chain event, traveller? I'm your man! My senses will guide you safely through. For one post today, you may skip one Image and it's associated strokes or edges, because......I didn't see it. Just write DD in the comments when you use!"!<

PLEASE have fun!

Linky: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/hastycyancockerspaniel

It was.....NOT CAKE. I scoured Reddit and RedGifs to find a clip resembling Momma K, and settled on this person (who I'm told by a reliable source is Skylar Vox - that source isn't me I am bad with names). Let me know how I did when you're done pounding!!

Correct answers of NOT CAKE will earn you 6 points that I am adding to the scoreboard, and unfortunately CAKERs will be receiving 6 nice edges from Momma K and Scarlie. Not me this time, direct your....uh....thanks to them!

A little gift from Momma K here and Scarlett here as a small sample of the show I received in the dressing room. It was hard to concentrate on scripting this week haha

Tune in on Sunday for another episode of Is It Cake?? and if you want more fun with meeeeeee I will obviously be contributing to the DnD Chain later today ^^

(We have a Cake Squad Group Chat if any regular players want in. It's growing week by week)

Gale: Hello Cakefans and welcome to....

Momma K: Hello and welcome! It’s your beloved Koala here 💋 I couldn't say no to the chance to appear on this show... so today's episode will feature your beloved 'Mommy'... and I've brought someone else along, too...

Gale: You can't just.... you need to wait for.....

Scarlett: “Hi Everyone! I’m excited to be here. Thank you for hosting, Gale and thank you Mommy for bringing me along!” *giggles and waves at the camera* What does this button do??

Gale: You can't just push stuff. Stop a minute. Looks like it's broken *glance at Scarlett*! 2x and 4x are stuck, so it's either nothing or x6, sorry about it. We'll call that KS for Koala Scarlett, or maybe for Kill-Streak after the answer tomorrow....

Anyway, I'll be my own eye candy today so tell me one more time....Is It Cake??

Images Chat GPT and PixAI with hand edits by your's truly in Paint.net

So I literally no idea what rumours are floating around out there about me and u/madeline-_ and why you all thought she DMd me IRL pics.... (4 separate votes for her, 2 for me, 1 for Pick and 1 for Peachy).... but that was incorrect!

My Verified Cutie is non other than my Time Wizard u/LordChronicus!! And what a cutie!!

If you guessed CAKE I'm sending an additional cupcake point your way, and if you guessed NO CAKE it's 2 edges for you!

Thanks for tuning in to this bonus episode of Is It Cake?? and I will be back later today with Episode 09!!