First time using a horse dildo and my roommate walks in on me
So I got drunk enough to finally order this horse dildo I’ve been debating for months, sort of forgot about it until this evening when I got in and found the box had arrived.
Got it out the box and of course drunk me impulse bought a size bigger than I should have. This thing is thick, heavy, and honestly a little intimidating sitting there on the bed. I’ve never taken anything close to that size anally before, and the flared head looked almost comically wide compared to what I was used to.
I lubed it up generously, braced myself go figure literal horse sized, and tried to work the blunt tip against me.
It didn’t want to go. I pushed, relaxed, pushed again. Nothing. Like it’s sorta getting in me but not so I’m like brilliant got an expensive closet ornament which I’ve got to get rid of at some point.
But I was like fuck it let’s try build up to it, so I was laying there just listening to audio book grinding on the flared head and I feel it start to slow shift into me which I hit the oh fuck moment like I wasn’t really expecting that, but at this point I was didn’t really have the inclination to stop so I lifted my hips up and start grinding a little harder then the head just pops in.
Then simultaneously the flared head starts pulling into me, I’m seeing starts and I get a knock at the door. So I realise my roommate is in and she comes in after knocking, doesn’t wait for come in as we know each other for long time and it the norm for us. Though seeing me half impaled on a horse toy is not a situation I want to explain.
I yanked the covers up over my lower half in what I hoped looked casual, like I’d just been lounging. Surely she noticed the way I tensed, the slight shift in my breathing, the fact that I was clearly sitting on something. But she just kept talking, perching on the edge of my bed like it was any other night.
We ended up chatting about where we were going out that weekend while the toy kept slowly working deeper with every tiny movement I made. I answered her questions, tried to sound normal, all while feeling that thick shaft ease further in millimeter by millimeter. She stayed sitting there for what felt like an eternity, scrolling on her phone between comments, completely unhurried. By the time she finally stood up and left, closing the door behind her, the horse dildo was buried far enough that I could barely think straight.
I then proceeded to get turned on by the whole situation which is wild to me as didn’t think it was something I was into. Though all the same carried on after I knew she wasn’t coming back in.
I guess I’m into that now 😅