
u/Gtoboy20042

If they had a CFNM church I bet they could get more men wanting to attend service on Sunday!
Oops sent this text on 4/20 to the wrong person with the same first name!
Let’s face it girls there is always that one guy who has a few drinks and gets naked at the party! He always seems to have a small penis! Well that’s me and the girls all laugh!
Sent my friends Nicole and Olivia an underwear selfie! They got a good laugh!
Wow does she look disappointed! Wouldn’t you be too!
First time she saw my penis!
So I needed a ride to the airport as I was going to Omaha for work. My friend and co-worker Lisa said she would take me. I told her to pick me up at 1230 but she showed up at 1130. Well I had just gotten out of the shower and was completely nude!! Well I thought what the heck I’ll answer the door naked (she knew I was a home nudist but never saw me) Boy did she have a huge laugh when she looked down at it! She told me geez I thought it would be bigger big surprise how small it is! She later told me it was the smallest she ever saw! She wanted to touch it so we took a selfie with her holding it!
Not quite 3 inches! Impressive for the Ladies’
There is always that one guy who likes to get naked at the party! Be that guy!
Sister in law and my small penis!
So my sister in law came for a visit and my wife and her were drinking one night. Well I guess my wife was telling her about my small penis. So she asked my wife if she could see it. They called me into the room and requested I show her! So I stripped completely nude and showed her my penis. Boy did she laugh and said geez you weren’t kidding it is small! She asked if she could take a picture of my wife and I and send it to her friends back home! We said sure! Attached is the picture!
First time she saw my penis!
So I needed a ride to the airport and my friend Lisa agreed to give me a ride. I told her to pick me up at 1230 but she came at 1130. Well I was nude since I had just gotten out of the shower. So I thought what the heck I’ll answer the door naked! Boy did she laugh and we took a selfie. I asked her later what she was thinking and she laughed and said I thought it would be bigger I was surprised at how small your penis was! It’s the smallest I’ve ever seen!