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Hello everyone. Welcome to my Goon Cave, which I have decided to call The Goon Palace. Thank you for the all upvotes and comments. I didn’t realize my cave would be so popular. Ive been getting a lot of questions and people asking for setup advice, so heres a tour of my little slice of heavan.

On my bed I have what I get the most comments on, Evelyn my sex doll. She’s named after Evelyn Lin, one of my favorite pornstars. God I love asian girls. She’s a low cost doll I got for about $600. I don’t remember the site I bought her on. It was a year and a half ago and didn’t save the email receipt, but you can just google sex dolls. If you’re really interested check out the Sex Doll subreddit to get advice and so you don’t get scammed.

Evelyn is some of the best money I’ve ever spent. It’s like having a naked woman in your bedroom at all times that never says no. You can act out fantasies with her. You can pretend she’s the girl in the porn you’re watching. I can’t even use a flesh light anymore because she’s so much better. You need to buy one if you can. It feels like you’ve gone Gooning Super Saiyan.

Let me tell you how good it is. At night I’ll keep the porn going, but put on a playlist of porn addiction brainwash at low volume where I can just barely hear it. I sleep with a face mask on and cuddle Evelyn, with me as the big spoon. When I wake up, the first thing I see is porn and the first thing I feel is Evelyn’s body. I’ve gotten into the habit of using my morning wood to fuck her every day when I wake up. I wont even touch my cock, I’ll just spread her legs and slide it in. Her pussy and ass are usually still lubed up from using her the night before, so I just can go at her immediately as a great way to start my day. I usually fuck her for about 15 to 20 minutes and edge most of that time. Edging while fucking her is really hard. It just feels TOO good and TOO real and you have to back off way before you do with your hand or a flesh light. I still accidentally creampie her on a regular basis. After that I move her to the edge of the bed and I fuck her periodically through out the day while Im gooning. Then at night we cuddle, fuck and watch porn until I fall asleep and repeat the next day. I have to turn off my porn a lot of nights when I really need to catchup on sleep, but I still cuddle her and fuck her. She’s Daddy’s Goonette Sex Slave Cum Whore and I love her.

Downsides: She is absolutely awful for oral sex. Ive heard this isn’t a problem for some of the new higher end dolls, but Evelyn’s mouth is just too shallow and finding a good angle for oral is awkward at best. Someday I want to get a high end custom doll but they can be over $3k. Dolls are heavy too, which is why I usually stick to missionary or doggy. Evelyn is 4’6 and around 40 pounds, and thats about the smallest Doll you can get before it starts feeling weird, at least in my opinion. Moving and posing her can be a bit of a pain, but it’s worth it. I don’t creampie her much, just because it’s a bitch to clean. When I do accidentally creampie her then every load I shoot for like two days goes in her pussy or ass before it gets a cleaning. You also have to clean her body roughly every month. And it’s definitely about time again. She’s pretty filthy and used in these videos Ive shot. I don’t dress her up often, but I do I get cheap wigs for her on Amazon to change things up. The pink wig is new and I have a purple one Ive yet to put on her.

Also on the bed are some hentai books and Japanese nudie magazines I bought there. Some sex toys I have at the ready. I usually keep the sex toys in a desk drawer and the books in a pile on my night stand, but I laid them out like this on the bed before I started filming to display them and loved the way it looked.

Besides my beloved Evelyn, the other thing that stands out about The Goon Palace is that every square inch of the room is covered in Porn. Back in the day I acquired about 100 old playboys, penthouses and Hustlers. About five years ago I decided to get rid of them. I never really jerked to them anymore and they took up a lot of space. So I tore out all the centerfolds and any pictures I thought were hot. A few weeks later I was gooning with porn on 3 screens and decided it would be hot to put some up, and then they covered more and more, until everything was porn. I never heard of a Goon Cave until about two years ago and by then Id already had mine for almost 3 years. Felt good knowing I wasn’t the only one.

I have far more than what you see in the Cave, but the ones up are mostly my favorites. They are held on the walls with clear push pins. I also use painters tape because it’s far less likely to damage the paper if I have to take everything down. The room can be converted into looking normal in about 2 hours. Setup takes far longer, but mostly because Im trying to decide the best location to put a centerfold or pic. I only redecorate once or twice a year so I don’t rush myself and I have fun. My current setup took over two days, but only because I had porn on the whole time and kept getting high and fucking Evelyn next to piles of centerfolds. You might also notice theres a book shelf with a monitor on top, a centerfold, and then a large area without porn underneath. The reason there isn’t a centerfold there is thats where I stand Evelyn if I need to take her off the bed or want to have her ready for sex while Im gooning in the chair. Sometimes she sits in my lap and we watch porn together.

I break the cave down at least once a year. Usually around the holidays when visitors are far more likely. Then I do a dry January where I abstain from porn, THC, and can only jerk off with a dry hand. This is almost impossible to do at home so I Travel to a country where I can just relax and reset. I still like to have sex with women, so I need that month long reset to avoid porn induced ED. At the end of that month I’ll go to a country like Thailand and fuck IRL for two months before coming home. At which point I rebuild the Cave.

For other decorations I have the box art from my old DVD collection. I threw away the plastic DVD boxes and kept the box art inserts. The box art is most prominent under my monitor, but they are scattered all over the room. The DVD collection is still in the Goon Cave in a stack next to the PS4 and behind my MacBook air. There are also a few anime figures, need to get more. My biggest criticism of my room is that hentai and sexy anime girls are under represented.

I have three laptops on the wall near the window. One is an ancient PC laptop that is so slow I turned it into a Chromebook, an old MacBook Pro and my MacBook Air. Currently my MacBook Air is mirrored to my new OLED Television and is shuffling a playlist of 4K porn. It’s visually stunning and worth it.

The playlist includes several porn scenes staring myself I shot in 4K. I have a private collection Ive made with 20 different women so far. When I go on my annual sex trip I always look for girls that are willing to be recorded. My favorite goon fuel are the scenes I made. Mostly with Latinas and Asians. Most are in their early 20s. The Japanese girls are my favorite. If you truly love gooning, you should create your own porn.

My Meta Quest 3 is in the corner of the room, which, next to Evelyn is my favorite gooning toy. If you don’t have one yet and you’re thinking of building a cave, get this first. It’s practically its own Goon Cave. You can put it on and be completely immersed in a porn scene. VR Porn is fucking incredible. It REALLY feels like the girls are there with you. Couple VR passthrough with a sex doll and you will feel like you can fuck any woman you want whenever you want. And you can watch regular porn scenes like they are on an HD screen the size of a wall. Screens so big you can barely see the edges. Not to mention you can goon to VR PMVs and Hypno. The Meta Quest or some other VR head set is a Gooner must. If you don’t have one, then there is entire level of gooning you haven’t experienced yet.

On the other wall is my Mac mini and a high def Monitor. I think it’s around 2.5k? Can’t remember. Not as good as the OLED but the picture quality is still great. I have a full speaker set including a subwoofer so this is the best place to blast PMVs or Gooner Brainwash. I spend most of my Gooning time during the day sitting here. This is where I go on my daily hunt for new goon fuel. I use Piratebay to torrent porn and iTubego to strip it from streaming sites. I have a 5TB external drive thats my main collection, a 2 TB for VR porn, and another 2TB backup for my private collection plus my all time favorites. I am always curating my porn collection. Deleting old scenes to make room and adding new ones. This problem is only going to get worse now as Im focused on 4K porn for the OLED and those files can be huge. I think I am going to buy another External 5TB just for 4K HD.

And finally up high above that aforementioned book shelf where Evelyn occasionally stands, I have my old 32 inch 1080. It’s got an Amazon fire stick and I usually put it on five to six hour compilation videos on Eporner. Usually cum swallowing and gang bangs. I need a better solution to this though because its annoying restarting the video 2 or 3 times a day.

For sex toys I have a few prostate toys, but I rarely use them. I’m a Top/Dom and the idea of being bottomed does nothing for me. But I’ve read stories of having whole body shaking prostate orgasms that last for minutes and people swear they make penile orgasms look like fire crackers compared to a mortar. Fuck, Ive always wanted to have one and see how it feels. So every once in a while I try to have one and Ive gotten closer, but Ive never had the dedication so far to practice daily.

As I mentioned, I never use my fleshlights anymore and I just put them out to display them in this video. I wear cock rings a lot and have quite the selection. The only sex toy besides Evelyn I actually use regularly is my vibrating wand with the penis attachment. It’s perfect for if I just came and want to keep my flacid or semiflacid cock stimulated until it gets hard again. Highly recommend the purchase.

I also have a projector, but it’s not featured in any of my videos so far. Ive had a hard time finding a location for it I am happy with. Its the only way for me to get porn on my ceiling though, so I need to think of something.

Speaking of the ceiling, you HAVE to put in some form of LED lighting. Being able to change the color ambiance makes a massive difference in giving your Goon Cave vibes. If I showed you pics or videos of The Goon Palace in plain white light it wouldn’t be nearly as impressive. I turned on the rooms normal light in addition to the LED so you can see more details of the room in this video, but I don’t think it looks as good as with just the LEDs.

My parting advice is that you know what type of Gooner you are, so think about the things that you want to be surrounded by when you Goon. Then go out and get them. Save your money up, buy second hand (maybe not for the sex doll, unless you like that idea, I know some of you Gooners do) and start making your fantasies a reality one step at a time.

Goon on my friends. Goon on.

Edit: added some to sex toys section

In ancient times, only the greatest and wealthiest of men had sex lives even remotely comparable to that of a modern Gooner.

Up until very recently in history, a harem was the best a man could hope for. And it was a dream only kings and the super rich could achieve. Most men were lucky if they got to go to a brothel a few times in their youth, and maybe have a wife to fuck until they most likely died in middle age. They only experienced sub-par women and the most vanilla of sex.

True, if you were a king, and lived at a time and in a culture that allowed them, a harem would be incredible. It’s always been my dream to have one. A group of hot goddesses with me in a Goon Cave the size of a Costco (I dream big). But historical harems weren’t like that.

I still love to fuck women in real life, not just porn. I’ve been with over 100 from my age to 18. Women are the greatest and most beautiful thing in all of creation. I worship them in person and through porn. It’s a religious and spiritual act when I plunge my bareback cock into a wet pussy that’s half my age.

I’m so grateful for my Goon Cave and my Goon Life. I’ve spent years fucking, years Gooning, year’s edging, years learning to have long powerful orgasms that shake me and leave me breathless. I don’t think there is a single man in history who’s had a better sex life than Ive had until Hugh Hefner. He had his own Goon Cave too, you know. He used to fuck 20 year olds while he was in his 70s, in a room surrounded by sex toys and porn on multiple screens. He could have a hot blonde model suck his cock at the ring of a bell, and he did, but he still needed his own Goon Cave. A true legend.

Despite all those women who’ve sucked my cock, all those threesomes I’ve had, all the cum I’ve pumped into their wombs, they don’t compare to porn. The long stretched out dopamine flow that comes from edging, the constant visual stimulation of high definition sexual hedonism, the audio of sloppy wet sounds, the complete control of my cock to ensure it has the best possible orgasm at just the right time. Real sex is amazing, but Gooning is something new to this world and glorious in its power.

Be grateful you live now, in this time of Porn Utopia. It isn’t just a Porn Utopia, it’s a Sex Utopia. We have a near infinite amount of women available to us at the push of a button. Through porn, we can live lives of pure sexual pleasure. Our primitive brains see all the porn goddesses and release all the same chemicals as if we had a harem of countless women.

If you ever feel depressed, if you ever feel down, ever feel like giving up, just remember one thing. Even the lowliest Gooner has a better sex life than any of the billions of men who came before us. A greater sex life than lords, kings and emperors.

Your Goon Cave is greater than any palace that ever existed, your Harem of Porn Goddesses is larger than any that ever existed, and you get to spend as much free time there as you want.

You are a king among men, never forget it. Goon on my friends, Goon on.

I already showed the view from the Goon Chair, this is the view from my Goon bed.

What it’s like sitting back and jerking at my chair. Letting porn wash over me in waves of pleasure. I love how this monitor is set back and feels like I’m staring into a real
Cave filled with nothing but porn.

Thanks for all the positive feedback. Having trouble figuring out how to post videos, but will later.

Sorry I didn’t respond to any comments. Been high and Gooning all day all night.

Been gooning for 2 days.