u/JeansWithAHole
▲ 24 r/GOONED
Pardon me if I'm being presumptuous, friend, but you look like you'd much rather be sucking cock right now.
u/JeansWithAHole — 19 days ago
▲ 34 r/GOONED
Sometimes your buds invite you over for coffee. But most of the time, they invite you over for "coffee."
u/JeansWithAHole — 20 days ago
▲ 70 r/GOONED
The straight goon session? That was an hour ago. Nobody showed up. This is the very, very, queer, trans-inclusive session for cock and cum lovers. But you can hang with us if you like.
u/JeansWithAHole — 22 days ago
▲ 54 r/GOONED
You were never the kind of bud to get addicted to hard drugs. Hard cocks on the other hand . . .
u/JeansWithAHole — 28 days ago
▲ 69 r/GOONED
Oh no! You took the wrong door and now you're on the business end of the glory hole! How does this wacky stuff keep happening to you, bud?
u/JeansWithAHole — 29 days ago
Hey bud. I don't mean to be presumptuous, but you look like you've been craving cock all week long.
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u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 151 r/GOONED
Goon buds only want one thing. In their defense, they usually want it more than once.
u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 26 r/GOONED
Welcome to the goon cave, bud! Oh, that? That's the cum chair. It's exactly what you think it is. Totally voluntary, of course. But if you sit down, you're not allowed back up until you've tasted at least three loads. Why? You interested?
u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 5 r/CYBERGOON
I'm not sure what you're up to, friend, but I'm pretty positive you'd much rather be sucking cock.
u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 53 r/GOONED
This is just a wild guess, bud, but are you thinking about cock?
u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 25 r/GOONED
Hey bud! I'm not sure what you're up to, but I'm pretty sure you'd rather be sucking cock right now.
u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 93 r/GOONED
You strike me as the sort of gooner who isn't necessarily into dudes, but just can't get enough cocks and cum. Was I close?
u/JeansWithAHole — 1 month ago
▲ 13 r/GOONED
Hey bud! Let me guess. You're thinking about cocks right now, aren't you?
u/JeansWithAHole — 2 months ago
▲ 52 r/GOONED
My favorite part of the goon session is when the cum lovers out themselves.
u/JeansWithAHole — 2 months ago
▲ 73 r/GOONED
They straight goon session? That was an hour ago. Nobody showed up. This is the very, very, queer, trans-inclusive session for cock and cum lovers. But you can hang with us if you like.
u/JeansWithAHole — 2 months ago
▲ 146 r/GOONED
Well, we could go out and watch the fireworks, bud. Or, hear me out, or we could stay in, smoke up, watch some porn and see what happens after that . . .
u/JeansWithAHole — 2 months ago