u/JurassicNerd94

Hey guys, 30M here in McAllister, OK. Not looking for anything sexual or hookup stuff at all. Just want some real straight Oklahoma bros who are down to hang out, roast me brutally, and use me as their go-to target for some rough physical bullying and messing around. Like shoving, wrestling, light beat downs, or just treating me like your personal punching bag while we're out doing normal bro shit. Keep it savage and no-limits, make me feel like a total loser. If you're a no-bullshit straight dude who can keep it real and physical, DM me. Serious replies only.

Hey guys, 30M here in McAllister, OK. Not looking for anything sexual or hookup bullshit. Just want some real straight dudes who are good at giving zero-fucks brutal roasts and homophobic-style bullying as a joke. Make it harsh, call me out on my shit, and treat me like a total loser. If you're a no-bullshit Oklahoma bro who can keep it real and savage, DM me. Let's see if you can make me regret asking lol. Serious replies only.

To start growing up my dad always just wore his underwear around the house, and even to this day when I get home. He has never really been shy about how big his bulge is either by scratching his balls under the boxer briefs legs and exposing them occasionally. Well recently I was out visiting with my dad and he got up to go piss (the bathroom is right off the living room and the couch has a clear view of the bathroom) and he didn't close the door. He stood there for about two minutes before he started pissing and was talking to me while he had his dick in his hands. I know he saw me staring hardcore because I'm not on to be sneaky when looking at things. When he saw me staring as he was coming out, he smiled. Flashforward to three weeks he went to the store with me, and I had to buy some new underwear. When he saw I still buy tighty whities, he made a comment/joke about he missed seeing me around the house in em, and it is what boys should wear till they become a dad. I've always had a crush on my father and often jack off to the thought of him fucking me and busting his load in me. We are going away on a fishing trip in a week, and how do I approach this? Do I tell him I have a crush on him and want to feel his dick in me? Do I not say anything, or do I just get drunk and hope for the best and hope I don't fuck up our relationship?