u/Just_Dirt8509

My wife and her best friend often make jokes about my little one. Today the friends hot daughter (36) text me to see if I had a big 9” grinder to cut some concrete posts for her garden. I did have one ages ago but only got a 4” grinder so, I text back, “I used to have a big one but only got a little one now” as i pressed send I thought about how it sounded.

I watched the 3 balls rising n falling and then read the text,

“Yeah, I heard that!, but what about the grinder”, followed by laughing emojis. Guess I asked for that one, but wonder if the word has spread lol

I was giving wife and her mate a lift to work. Wife had a little portable fan she bought as it’s hot here at moment. Wife was telling her friend it’s tiny but powerful, her friend said, “she talking about you Chris,” and they both started laughing, then the wife said, “if I was talking about him I would of just said tiny”, both laughing again, her friend said, “arrrr she being mean to u little man”,
I was very embarrassed

Was sitting with the wife watching the telly and I asked the wife to make us a cup of coffee, she said “later”, I replied, “go on, I’ll let you play with my willie” jokingly, she looked at me and said “fuck sake, that’s gonna take ages, and that’s just trying to find it” and burst out laughing.
The truth hurts lol