u/KinkySingleDad84

Matched with this thick chick who talks filthy right off the bat. Told me she makes men cry, got me curious. I asked her what kind of shit she says in bed that makes dudes cry. She straight up told me:

“You can have the biggest bestest one, I can literally flood the bed and I’m probably still gonna laugh and say as if that baby dick could make me cum.”

I didn’t even tell her I actually have a small one. Just said the talk got me going.

Few days later I’m back from work, we meet at her place. Door barely shuts before she’s on me. We’re on the couch making out and she reaches down, pulls my pants down, and just starts laughing at my already fully hard 4.5 inches.

“Oh my god… yeah. That’s exactly what I pictured.”

She sat on my dick right there and rode it for a minute, then shook her head and goes, “Nope. Does absolutely nothing for me.”

She gets up, grabs my hand and pulls me to her bedroom. Grabs this fat dildo that was damn near twice as big as me, hands it to me and says “Use this.”

I fucked her with it while she laid back talking shit the whole time. She came hard on that thing, shaking and everything.

Then she pushed me down, sucked my little dick for a bit, but I was taking too long so she climbed up and sat on my face. Rode it till she came again.

After that she went back to sucking me off and finally finished me. The whole time she kept reminding me what she said in the texts before we even met.

Best part? She actually did flood the bed just like she said she would, only from the dildo, while still clowning on my small dick the entire time.

So this was like 3-4 months into dating my ex. We had been fooling around a lot but never went all the way. I was always putting it off because I knew I’m small. Soft it’s basically invisible, hard it’s like 4 inches, kinda skinny, and curves up a bit.One night we’re at her apartment, a few drinks in, clothes start coming off. She’s really into it, hands everywhere. Then she reaches down, starts stroking, and I get hard. Her hand just kept moving like she was expecting it to grow more or something.She stops, pulls her head back, looks down and goes “wait… is that all of it?” I mumbled “yeah” and my face was on fire. Then she just starts cracking up. Not like a polite laugh — actual laughing, she had to sit back on the bed and cover her mouth. She’s like “oh my god it’s so cute” and pokes it with her finger while giggling “I’ve seen bigger when my ex was soft.”She kept teasing me the whole time — “aww it’s trying so hard” and stuff like that. We still had sex but she couldn’t stop making little comments. It was humiliating as fuck but I stayed rock hard the entire time. We broke up later for other reasons, but that first reveal is stuck in my head. The laughing made it way worse… and kinda hotter at the same time

So this was like 3-4 months into dating my ex. We had been fooling around a lot but never went all the way. I was always putting it off because I knew I’m small. Soft it’s basically invisible, hard it’s like 4 inches, kinda skinny, and curves up a bit.One night we’re at her apartment, a few drinks in, clothes start coming off. She’s really into it, hands everywhere. Then she reaches down, starts stroking, and I get hard. Her hand just kept moving like she was expecting it to grow more or something.She stops, pulls her head back, looks down and goes “wait… is that all of it?” I mumbled “yeah” and my face was on fire. Then she just starts cracking up. Not like a polite laugh — actual laughing, she had to sit back on the bed and cover her mouth. She’s like “oh my god it’s so cute” and pokes it with her finger while giggling “I’ve seen bigger when my ex was soft.”She kept teasing me the whole time — “aww it’s trying so hard” and stuff like that. We still had sex but she couldn’t stop making little comments. It was humiliating as fuck but I stayed rock hard the entire time. We broke up later for other reasons, but that first reveal is stuck in my head. The laughing made it way worse… and kinda hotter at the same time.