u/KumiiTheFranceball

Why is there no barbed fantasy toy ?

When it comes to dildos, there are knots, there are flares, there are scales even, but there never are barbs. By barbs, I mean actual barbs : the pointy spikes that rake your flesh during insertion or when try to pull out, or both. I am sure it would feel great as a soft toy, but the few 'barbed' toys I got to find either have barely noticeable or too rounded barbs. I feel like these toys focus more on trying to look feline (which is not what I'm looking for) rather than having barbs. As for strokers, same issue except that the options are even more limited.

With all the spiky dragon & demon cocks I get to see on FurAffinity, I'm surprised this kind of toy cannot be found. Are toy makers too scared of making barbed toys or is my interest too niche & most so-called 'barb enjoyers' I saw on FA were just LARPers ?

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u/KumiiTheFranceball — 4 days ago

How do you love your plush(es) ?

I can't make a poll but I wondered how people in this sub love their plush(es). Is it a romantic relationship between you & your plush, appreciation for plushes in general or something else ?

In my case, it's more appreciation for plushes as a concept (mostly non-sexual). Owning a plush is the closest thing I'd get to interacting with the character they are meant to represent, & I love that they are supposed to be cute, soft & cuddly in this form. They won't ever judge you or think lower of you regardless of your physical appearance, hobbies or social status ; in fact, they cannot think at all. To me, it sounds like the embodiment of unconditional love. And if you take a good care of your plushes, they'll be here for you forever.

I'm neither romantically or sexually attracted to my current plushes, but I'm thinking about sewing a life-size plush of one of my favourite characters so I could hug her, sleep on her, & perhaps simulate a date to see how it goes. I'm sure having a plushified partner would be lovely.

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u/KumiiTheFranceball — 7 days ago
▲ 69 r/weredog

Gage is crazily underrated

I guess this was to my advantage in a way : I placed a custom order a few hours before the end of the Pride sale & I received it last Friday. While I appreciate not waiting +1 month to receive my order, Gage is so underrated I feared he would be retired before I could get a chance to own him.

I'm convinced that Gage is the best knotted toy. His Signature has my favourite colours & he has all the best things combined : girth, texture (ridges), a knot, humanoid tip, is a dragon !! I can only review on anal, but find his knot more challenging to take than Ranger's despite being 7mm apart in circumference (both are Medium-sized in Soft firmness, maybe it's more challenging because of the ridges) & I feel like it stays in better than Ranger. So how come everyone talks about wolf knot but not dragon knot ??

The only downsides I noticed are that the base feels softer than the rest of the toy & that you should warm up before taking Gage. When I received him, I didn't bother warming up & I ended up burning my arse. But when I tried him again after warming up, he instantly became my favourite toy.

If a member of the Weredog staff sees this, do not let Gage die pls. He's a gem & non-Scalies don't know what they are missing.

u/KumiiTheFranceball — 7 days ago

Could XXL fantasy dildos train a woman to give birth ?

As in, training her to give birth without feeling pain.

When I was a kid, I kept hearing about how painful giving birth is because evolution failed humans & the baby is too big for a vagina. Meanwhile, the chicks with an OF in bio always talk about how good their giant knotted dildos feel in their vagina, & one time I got jumpscared by porn where a woman could take a XXL Duster in her front hole just fine (I saw by accident, I'm scared of real vaginas).

I searched up the average circumference of a baby head & compared it to a XXL Ranger knot ; Ranger happens to be bigger. Does that mean a woman who regularly takes a XXL Ranger in her vagina cannot feel pain if she ever gives birth ? Could giant dildos be recommended to women before they get pregnant ?

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u/KumiiTheFranceball — 1 month ago