u/Logangambit98

What a day that was! A Real Rollercoaster of an experience. It kinda started as a Tragic Comedy of a bad scripted porn movie and it ended in a "420 Picnic" Solidarity movement among Nudists here in Puerto Rico.

Just when I arrived at the location and started to set the stage, 2 Cops showed up with some "Angry ICE agents straight from Minnesota on they're Day Off itching to arrest nudist" vibes. (Long description? That's How pissed they were) , most of the participants were already in the water, I took the full blunt of the Heat from them as I was sitting naked in my chair applying my sunscreen lotion so I panicked and grabbed my pants and put them on top just to cover up , but it wasn't enough for the "pigs" .

They got to my face and started yelling at me to get dressed with one warning threatening me that if they saw me naked, I would get arrested on the Spot. Looking at them fully armed as if they were late for a "Cacerio Raid" and with "trigger happy angry faces" I will NEVER forget his words , "Vistete AHORA, como te vuelva a ver sin ropa te llevo arrestado, AQUÍ NO HAY PLAYAS NUDISTAS" as his partner yelled out in anger " Esta Poca Vergüenza se va a Acabar Ya". Woaw! ok, easy there, DECENCY POLICE!!

After that scary episode, I took the responsible decision of cancelling the event, as I was geared to leave I went and socialized with the other beach goers, (best decision ever!)and got from them the courage to stay and Not let that incident discourage my day! *Thank you, guys * as they say the show Must go on!

So a strategy was performed, we had to have our bathing suits in our hands cuz we were all starting to get "allergic to clothing", and well those "pigs" might be doing more Rounds. Strategy Worked like a Charm. It did not stopped us to being one with Nature in our "Birthday suits". The event was Saved, per se.

The rest of the day more fine people showed up and joined in. Good camaraderie among nudists was achieved, friendships established and well surprises that makes up for good stories happens next!

At one point in the water, some fins shows up to the surface, and we were told "Shark Sighting!", I was like, "Great! We got land threats with cops and Now Sea threats with sharks", it felt like Destiny did not want me naked and they were in "Overdrive" sending me the signals

LOL

But fear not, it was a Manta Ray jumping around like "Free Willy" or a drunken Dolphin just to give us a scare!

After that "maritime scare" , the "Freaky Forest"scares were next. We decided to chill out naked in the forest just to avoid being spotted by the cops, when suddenly the "Creeping Silent Pervs" started to roam the areas like "Horny Vultures" , they're targets for "jacking off" ? EVERYTHING THAT MOVES! I swear, it was so creepy and in some morbid way entertaining AF! Among them ,there were these 2 "Honorable Mentions"!

"Jason Kruegger" , this "Slender Man type"skinny tall middle aged guy that gave elderly "CHILDREN OF THE CORN" vibes, he had a long sleeved red shirt and black long pants with the hat to top it off and sometimes he would creep into the water fully clothed looking like "Jason Vorhees" fishing for victims. He would masturbate 2 trees branches away from couples making "Sweet Love" to each other like a Pro, I mean, when somebody says he had "Front row seat" the dude was like "I can smell they're sweat" distance!!!

Then there was "Speedo Smithers" , this one Super Creeper , was this Silent Psycho Accountant looking dude with glasses and swim trunks 2 sizes smaller than what he Should wear, that gave "I smell your hair while you sleep" creepy vibes, felt like he was searching for "Mr Burns" as he stalks around our space way tooooo close for comfort...as in he Literally combed the back of my chair, TWICE, like FUCK, you have the whole forest area to walk around, BUT it had to be THAT close to Me?!?!?( I could have asked him to check me for piojos, THAT CLOSE!!!!😱😱😱)But we kept our cool and persevered without any harm coming to us.

Creep Factor number 1 to consider based on those 2 MotherFuckers that are Mute "Vulturing" us the Nudists and Masturbating a few trees of distance from Anyone.......is that they were CLOTHED WEIRDOS!!!😡

Overall, all I can say is, it was a Welcomed experience.Do NOT let this experience Discourage or Scare you of having a Nudist Lifestyle, I know it was a Lot to take in, but the friendships made and hope for future gatheings as Nudist were the Highlight of the day! The people that actually showed up were Enough company one could ever want and hoped for. I will ALWAYS Cherish that day and the people that I met as "One for the Books" , if you were there feel free to share your story here in the comments. And above All, may there be better days for gatherings with less "Obstacles" 🤞✌️