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Check out the wording in this ad for a Numatic Henry floor nozzle that I have recently purchased:

The Numatic floor suction nozzle with a width of 400 mm impresses with its robust construction and the combination of rubber lip, brush, and practical casters. Thanks to the 32 mm connection, it is compatible with many common vacuum cleaners and is ideal for thorough cleaning of hard and carpeted floors. The high-quality design guarantees a long service life and reliable results - ideal for professional and private use. With this floor suction nozzle, you clean efficiently, gently, and comfortably.

If you read between the lines, noting words like “impresses, rubber lip, private use, long service life, hard, gently and comfortably”, you can see that the writer of this copy was a horny dude who was using this 400mm nozzle with gentle and comfortable lips to suck himself off with his Henry. Sounds like a blast to me, and as soon as mine arrives in the post, I’m going to add it to my arsenal of suck job tools, and give it a try, though I think I’m a little smaller than 400mm. We shall see!

Until I found you all, I was always a little embarrassed about my passion for sucking myself off with my vacuums. It’s so comforting to know you’re all out there enjoying the incredible pleasure of suction all over your bodies, especially around your erogenous zones. Just reading your posts makes me horny, and after I read them, I love to plug in my Henry, wrap the long hose around my body, and suck my cock with the soft Electrolux dusting brush until I have an intense orgasm. Knowing you’re out there, makes it even more fun, so thank you very much for sharing!