u/LyndisLegion2

(Names not final; if you prefer another, frel free to tell me) Mortimer, Mort for short, sat at his dinner table, munching on some microwaved noodles. His life has been a mess, no wife, no children, not even any real friends, or at least none that didn't already bite the dust. With his 68 years of age, it unfortunately became more and more common that friendships ended one way or the other.

That's when he looked into other ways to entertain himself. Recently hebecame more and more obsessed with hucows but since no one would ever agree to becoming his hucow, not least of all because of his age and looks, his dream was destined to stay just that: a dream. That is, until he decided, bored out of his mind, to check the civil law books. He used to be a practicing lawyer himself but was specialized on labor laws, so up until now, he never checked other law books for eventually loop holes. For days now he read law after law, not even sure what exactly he was looking for anymore. But then, one fateful day, his eyes widened. "Wait, is that law in reference to... but doesn't that mean..." He frantically turned to a previous page to check. Yes, there is the law. And there exists one specific loop hole that apparently no one else has found. His eyes glistened with tears of happiness. Soon his days of loneliness would be at an end! He already had his eyes on a local college girl, Alicia, who had helped him carry a couch into his house a few weeks ago. She certainly won't be happy to hear that he'll be owning her from now on, but thanks to that loop hole, that didn't matter!

Hey all, I hope you liked my lil introduction. I wrote the title as [A4A] as I'm down to play either role.

My limits include scat, vomit, vore, snuff, cuckoldry.

Would love to hear from you! Comments under this post like "DM me" will be ignored, as will be one liners.