ā–² 35 r/realmomsgonewild+1 crossposts

Fresh flowers on the dining table, a pie cooling on the rack, and a pussy that's been clenching since he texted "on my way home" forty minutes ago. The pie is golden. I'm soaked. Both are getting devoured.

u/Meg333333 — 3 days ago
ā–² 20 r/midsizewomen

Hope the dishes aren’t the only things in this kitchen getting soaked and tossed around today

u/Meg333333 — 1 month ago

No, I’m not texting other men. I’m sitting here daydreaming about your biceps and wondering how fast you can get home

u/Meg333333 — 1 month ago
ā–² 627 r/hugeasses+11 crossposts

My back hurts from carrying all this emotional baggage

u/Calicocky — 6 days ago
ā–² 847 r/realmomsgonewild+9 crossposts

I just want to take care of one man. Make him dinner, pack his lunch, and let him rearrange my priorities and ovaries nightly.

u/Meg333333 — 10 days ago
ā–² 166 r/midsizewomen

I don't fit the beauty standard. But I definitely fit your search history.

u/Meg333333 — 1 month ago
ā–² 732 r/hugeasses+9 crossposts

Not saying these buns need to be cream filled, but I’m not not saying it

u/Meg333333 — 5 days ago
ā–² 306 r/hugeasses+8 crossposts

I don't fit the beauty standard. But I definitely fit your search history.

u/Meg333333 — 4 days ago
ā–² 925 r/WhiteCheeks+12 crossposts

You'll know I'm no longer single when I start waxing again. Until then, eat it up, hairy ass lovers

u/Meg333333 — 8 days ago
ā–² 157 r/Sundresses

All it takes is a home-cooked meal and a pretty woman in a sundress with a nice bum to squeeze to make a man weak in the knees

u/Meg333333 — 1 month ago
ā–² 1.2k r/u_Meg333333+11 crossposts

Men will really spend 14 hours doing manual labor just to come home starved and dive headfirst into this for dinner instead of the lasagna I slaved over all day

u/Meg333333 — 3 days ago