u/MindfulPornographer

It is--how you say?--extreme yet absurd.

Late Bronze Age temple prostitute sits before the image of the goddess soliciting customers to...pray with her.

1. This is not a regulation uniform.
2. Court-martialing the pin-up girls hurts morale.
3. If one more of you jack holes makes a crack about oiling your gun in front of Maj Gen. Hattie Hotpants, I will personally assign you to clean out the latrine with your own goddam mess kit spoon. Do you hear me, soldier?!