The morning sun on a big, meaty sole. Probably not the best combination, considering how bad my feet sweat & smell. Plus, I slid my feet into my tennis shoes WITHOUT wearing socks this morning.
Can you believe that I'm still wearing the same nylons that I wore all weekend?!? Well, I certainly am. They're still moist! And, I promise you faithfully, they stink so freakin' bad. You can have 1 sniff to start your day!
Would you be okay if we went on a dinner date...I dressed up for you in a nice skirt & pantyhose. But those pantyhose have never been washed & have been worn multiple times. Shoes off & feet up in the booth.
Size 10 soles to finish your week off. Are these feet not too big for you to handle? I think they are! They stink. They're moist from sweating. They're just not something I think you're ready for.