3 AM Mac N’ Cheese Gas
Hello Reddit!
Decided to actually participate in this subreddit instead of just being a creepy lurker.
I am a 21F college student who has stomach issues that cause me to fart something fierce, LOL. For the past couple of days I’ve been downing broccoli and other gas inducing foods like crazy, (think protein powder, hot dogs, lots of cheesy foods because, duh, mild lactose intolerance) I couldn’t control my loud farts and belches if I wanted to.
The mac n cheese, ketchup and pepperoni I ate this morning did NOT help. (Sounds kinda gross but I was hungry, okay? Can you really blame me?) My whole room smells like fermented cabbage, beef and broccoli. It’s like my butt is creating its own nasty stir-fry concoction, lmao. (My stomach is gurgling as I type this, hehe) Not even my scented candles are masking the smell.
So glad my roommate is at work so I can let these bubbly mfers rip. Going to hit some yoga poses and let my fat butt relieve some of this gut pressure. It’s genuinely embarrassing how excited I am. 😅
Toodles!
Thanks for reading, Everyone. <33
Edit: Hi Everyone!! I appreciate all of the engagement and DMs you have given me. Unfortunately, I now have too many to respond to. I will be closing my inbox until further notice. Thank youuu!