Kaya ko inulit post ko kase ang weird ng mga na receive ko na dms

Hello you can call me Sam…I just want a hug..This might be corny, but I just want a long hug it doesn’t matter if you are a girl or boy…..

(BASIC INFORMATION ABOUT ME)

Good hygiene?
-YES YES VERY GOOD.

What am I?
-Female

Age
-20

Height
-166cm

Am I studying?
-Yes (Nursing)

What’s my appearance?
-I look very normal

What do you smell like?
-Crushed hopes and despair😭

Why do you need a hug
-Very heartbroken ate mo💔 corny but totoo

What can we do?
-mag relapse tayo🥲 gusto mo pag usapan TOTGA mo? Pede naman mag damag unlimited, gusto mo umiyak pa tayo both duet😭🥀

May age requirement ba?
-Wala po kahit tito or tita kana

Gusto mo mag read ng old convo niyo?
-Sigeh dadamayan pa kita😭🥀 may letter siya na sinulat para sayo? Sigeh basahin mo ulit. Hindi tayo uusod😭

Are we gonna drink alcohol / cigarette or use 🍃
-No po, pang YAKULT lang po ako….kung gusto mo ng ibang drinks pede naman DUCH MILK, CHUCKIE🦭🦭🦭 pede din COWHEAD NA MILK

Ano appetizers / bar snack / pulutan
-We can do FRENCH FRIES po but if we gonna cook them by ourselves….hindi ako sanay mag luto….we can order food naman or kung gusto mo mag order tayo ng food na fav niyo order nung mag kasama pa kayo❓❓🥀😭 HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anong music? Para tuloy tuloy iyak natin
-I have Spotify premium and Apple Music premium din para wala sagabal pag nag relapse tayo😭….gusto mo Jeff Buckley? Daniel Caesar? Laufey? Mitski? The 1975?Prince? Purple rain HAHAHAHA😭 tagalog ba gusto mo? Pede naman…Gusto mo play yung theme song niyo before? Pedeng pede naman just say the word and you got it.

Ano requirements?

1. Humihinga
   -Ayoko po ng 👻….scary

2. Proper Hygine
   -Gara naman non kung imiiyak tas may maamoy ka na hindi maganda. Edi urong luha ko niyan😔

3. Meron vehicle sana
   -Para we can drive around tas Less hassle pag travel (I can shoulder gas expenses naman) gusto mo puntahan pa natin kung saan kayo nag break HAHAHAHAH or sa place where you first meet😔 sasabayan pa kita sa pag iyak mo😭

4. Heartbroken / Iniwan / Rebound / Backburner / Hindi priority / Convenient ka lang pag may kaylangan / na ghost without proper explanation

(For all the guys na hindi pinalad sa pag intindi ng text….this is for you okay)

ME 🟰🧍🏻‍♀️

YOU 🟰🧍

ANO GAGAWIN NATIN? (🫂) HUG

🧍🏻‍♀️➕🧍🟰🫂

YAY 🎉

ANO NEXT NG HUG?

🙍➕🙍‍♀️🟰🗣️

🗣️❓

🗣️➡️😩😔💔

I’ll give you a big 🍪 since you read everything🤗

I just want a hug….

I’ll pay for your food and gas…I just really want a long hug

Pick from any number in here and I will answer it😃

(1) = Reason ko for looking

(2) = Why andami requirements

(3) = Resume ko (yes resume!👻👻Bakit may resume? kase trip ko lang😃pero may cons yung resume ko HAHAHAHAHA LALA….BASTA RESUME YAN🥰para hindi kana mahirapan babe😉)

You can call me Sam

Long hair

Comsci first year

165cm

Holy yapper if you know ball.

I look decent naman

Hygiene boss level

**I smell good☺**️

Not a fan of smoking or drinking alcohol (not my thing)

Clean teeth

I don’t mind kung older ka👽 just don’t be immature.

social skills? Cute bug🧟‍♀️

I play Shogi for fun

Favorite animals: blue whales & belugas (if it matters lol).

(For the other stuff……if yk what I mean)

Non-Negotiable:

same height or taller

CAR / Motorcycle

SINGLE!!!!!!

Clean dude (hindi nag smoke or drinks alcohol)

CLEAN HYGIENE (nag toothbrush nag deodorant hindi amoy lupa)

Heads up mga babies🥰 I will do a ppt presentation para alam mo kung ano pinapasok mo and yung terms and conditions, pros and cons and little background on me

Here’s a big fat 🍪🍪🍪 to the people who read the entire post🥰😘

Hello it’s me again. Yes! Yes! Yung maarte 😃

I’m gonna try my luck🍀 sana manalo sa giveaway? (Lucky giveaway sana ha! Lucky! Not badluck)

To all sassy gentlemen (or acting princesses) out there: My misfortune’s been hit with a formal cease-and-desist—it’s incompatible with my standards. Help enforce the eviction….mga princess please ha🫩🫩🫩🫩 please do me a favor and don’t dm kung alam mo na you will act like a potty poo princess

You can call me Sam

165cm

Talks nonsense pag walang tulog😃

Holy yapper if you know ball.

Hygiene boss level

I don’t smell like sht😃

No smoke/drink alcohol (not a thing for me)

Clean teeth

social skills? Cute bug🧟‍♀️

Shogi Obsession (Yagura Castle Main)

9x9 bloodbaths: 50 Ls to forkmate your sorry king. Git gud.

Shy spark? Guilty. Synced? Recursive candy chaos🤓👆

Favorite animals: blue whales & belugas (if it matters lol).

(For the other stuff……if yk what I mean)

Non-Negotiable:

same height or taller

CAR

Single

clean lungs

CLEAN HYGIENE (nag toothbrush nag deodorant hindi amoy lupa)

Pick from any number in here and I will answer it😃

(1) = Reason ko for looking

(2) = Why andami requirements

(3) = Resume ko (yes resume ko!😃😭)

Here’s a big fat 🍪🍪🍪 to the people who read the entire post🥰😘

Hello ako nanaman. Yes🥰🥰

Kung ang reading comprehension mo ay 💩 wag kana lang mag comment. Please lang mga pretty man baby princess ko dyan🥰 long post po yung ginawa ko. And please🫩 why would I use a freaking chatgpt on this kind of post…..🫩 ang utak ginagamit ha baka maging rusty yan sayang naman.

Nakakita ka lang ng english🫩 chatgpt agad🫩 (lala ng utak mo kung ganyan)

To all sassy gentlemen (acting princess) out there

My misfortune’s been hit with a formal cease-and-desist—it’s incompatible with my standards. Help enforce the eviction…….mga princess please ha🫩hindi ko na hawak ang beat

I’m gonna try my luck🍀 sana manalo sa giveaway? (Lucky giveaway sana ha! Lucky! Not badluck) If you are older, 10 years, 16 just skip the lame energy and we will be fine 🥰 (can be same age but please don’t be immature……Same age might slide if you drop the toddler tantrums)

Hope we click like a perfect if statement, no else clause needed. See what I did there? 🙂‍↔️ Funny right?

You can call me Sam

Good hygiene

5’5

Long hair

Mahiyain? Small talk triggers my kernel panic. Click? I’ll radio-rant you into submission.

Hygiene boss level, no smoke/drink scrub energy. Elevate or evaporate.

social skills? Cute bug🧟‍♀️

I’ve been binge‑reading Go ebooks and grinding through tutorials like it’s my main villain arc🤓👆

Shogi Obsession 🚶🏻‍♀️➡️ (Yagura Castle Main)

Shy spark? Guilty. Synced? Recursive candy chaos🤓👆

Favorite animals: blue whales & belugas (if it matters lol).

Good listener kung need mo mag-rant 🤗. I can be your cry-on shoulder, your day-date partner, or the advice-dispensing friend who actually gets it

(For the other stuff……if yk what I mean)

Non-Negotiable:

same height or taller

CAR

Single

clean lungs

PROPER HYGIENE (nag toothbrush nag deodorant hindi amoy lupa at alam yung clean hygiene)

Chill and respectful, ha? I don’t get the humor of mentioning ethnicity or ethnolinguistic groups when talking shit about something just ’cause their speech is different so kung ganyan ka /dev/null delete, bye felicia.

Lame description Graveyard ⚰️

(Name)Monkey

22

Male

Marilao

G?

I won’t reply pag ganyan🙄🙄 served hot and you coughed up cold slop?

Here’s a big fat 🍪🍪🍪 to the people who read the entire post🥰😘