Every pathetic gooner drop your size right fucking now. I'll tell you if you're even slightly worth my time... or you're just another worthless dick I'm gonna ignore.
Come on gooners, don't be shy - whip it out, type your size and spin with me. I'll tell you straight if you're fuckable material or just a pathetic background noise.
Drop your dick sizes for me, all you pathetic cyber gooners. I'll tell you which ones are good enough to get my attention... and which ones get ignored.