u/NaughtyWife4You

Not sure since it’s not a pizza, but…

Last week me and hubby were sitting around. I was having a few drinks. He told me, “I’ll order door dash, if you go get it, in one of your sheer dresses”. Of course me feeling good, I figured why the heck not.

I changed into a yellow sheer dress, with nothing on underneath. Mind you, it’s been 20 years since I flashed any delivery driver. Now at 47 I thought no one would want to see this.

He ordered us some teriyaki chicken, and 20 mins later the driver showed up. I went out into our front courtyard. In a completely see through dress. Swung the courtyard gate open. The look of shock from the delivery driver was priceless. He kept bashfully looking and looking away, as I took our food and gave him an additional tip. This is in broad daylight. Speechless he thanked me and went on his way.

Still being very tipsy. We ate dinner, and I was took the empty takeout container directly out to the trash cans out in front of our house, because we have dogs and I don’t want them digging through the trash. When I turned around I notice the people at the neighbors house that were having a party, were all starring at me. It was at that moment I realized I was still in that dress with nothing else on.
Not going to lie, this whole thing was such a turn on. Hubby told me I should do the delivery thing again, but invite them in while I “look for a tip” in my purse.

Do delivery drivers actually like this type of thing? do you think they would actually do anything more than just look? What do you think is the best way to get them to interact more?

If I greeted you in this, what would you do?

The dress is much more sheer than it appears. Just mins before it happened

I’m just your average wife next door looking for friends that would mind having fun with me and the hubby. You coming over for a BBQ

DoorDash last week

Sometimes you just need to pull over. I know hubby didn’t mind, would you.