u/Needy_Peachy

Are there any computer wizards that can help me get it taken down? I’m desperate! 😫

I hope no one can see through my window 🫣

I showed up to practice early in the morning, excited at the opportunity to join the team! I brought white shorts to match the team colors and I knew I was going to have to change in front of the guys so I made sure to bring my cool underwear!

The team captain noticed my undies and asked “are those tighty whities?”

I proudly said “No, these are American Eagle!”

He responded “So what? They’re still tighty whities. My little brother has a pair that looks just like that!”

The team burst out laughing. I stuttered for a bit and confidently said “these are American Eagle so they’re cool”

Big mistake! The captain and the rest of the team grabbed and made me put on my briefs over my shorts and continue the try out Iike that. He said “If they’re so cool this shouldn’t be a problem, right?”

I had no choice I couldn’t let him be right so I continued with the tryout and ended up doing really well!

Once we all returned to the locker room he gave me a wedgie and said “congratulations, you made the team get ready for your team ID picture”

At least the put a sticker on it after it was printed to preserve some of my dignity…

Making it do the hand motions is so embarrassing! 😳

The first time it was just my pants. I was embarrassed but at least I want wearing any cartoon undies that day so I just pull my pants up and ran!

The second time they yanked my undies down with it and I tried to pull it back up before covering my privates!

The third time I learned my lesson and covered my privates. Well one of them at least…

What’s the correct response to getting your undies yanked down to avoid maximum embarrassment?

I wore my lucky shorts to the gaming club and have since been undefeated and acknowledged as the king of games! 😎