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Context

- so this took place maybe 2 days ago, I was so shocked but I loved it 😂😂

Incident

- So my gf had just gotten out of the shower and dried her body off, she was standing in front of the mirror looking through her dresser drawer for which pajama bottoms to wear, so seeing her bare ass looking so scrumptious I got down behind her and began kissing her buttcheeks and she just started laughing and said “u love this ass” so I just replied “u know i do” and began licking her buttcrack hearing her lightly moan, then she just said “dig in deeper” in a soft yet stern tone so I dig my face in and start licking her asshole then she grabs the back of my neck holding me in place and I hear a muffled “braaaapppptttttssss” and warm air entering my mouth, she ripped 2 second hot fart into my mouth and held me there and said “bon appétit” while laughing then followed that up by saying “don’t be shy now, eat it up” so I suck the fart and swallow it, and continue licking her buttcrack, then she just looks back and says “how’d u like that” and I just said “I loved it” and she just laughed and continued standing there letting me worship her ass,the fart didn’t taste too bad either, it kinda tasted like plain lays potato chips if I’m being honest 😂😂 it definitely had some stink in it tho 😂

I know this was a short one but it caught me by surprise and had me super turned on so I figured I’d share it, hope you guys enjoy 😂😂

Context

- this story is another time T’s friend B was torturing someone 😂😂 so sometimes in gym class my school had us do yoga as a way to stretch and relax, sometimes it could be nice and relaxing but the partner yoga days normally resulted in some awkward encounters when you were forced to do yoga with another person, on this day I was with one of my friends we mainly just talking and doing basic stretches to pass the time with 2 of our friends next to us, T and her friend B normally picked eachother or if they were feeling mischievous they picked someone they could pick on or make uncomfortable

Incident

- I feel like I was always paying attention to T or B since I knew their tendencies to fart in peoples faces whenever they got the chance, so I look a few Mats down and see a girl helping T stretch her back by pulling her arms making her lean toward her, which was normal, for once T wasn’t messing with her partner, but I look over and I see B partners with this short lightskin girl who was kind of acquainted with them but was mainly one of the girls they kept around to sort of mess with and I could tell B was going to do something mean, from the start she was criticizing the much smaller girl for not being able to help her stretch well enough which was obvious considering B was taller than a lot of even the guys in the class at 5’11 and thick, and the girl was maybe 5’2 or 5’3 and on the slimmer side, so B decides she’s going to attempt a different stretch which she bends over and reaches between her legs behind her which B being surprisingly flexible was able to do and the girl was supposed kneel behind her to grab her forearms and pull which would help B stretch her back, I could see which this was going immediately 😂😂 as the shorter girl kneeled she was face to face with B’s butt and as B reached between her legs and the girl leaned in to grab Bs forearms her face was even closer to Bs butt so she aimed her face upward toward the ceiling noticing how close she had gotten, as soon as she pulled Bs arms “brrrrpppptttt” B ripped a low rumbling fart in the girls face, making T burst out laughing, saying “damn that’s trifling” funny coming from her honestly considering she’s done it tons of times too and would continue to even after this day😂, as the girl attempted to let go of Bs arms B grabs her hands and pulled her in closer making the girls face bump into her butt, saying “don’t let go, we have to hold for a few seconds” while laughing the girl turned her face sideways and said “whooo girl ya ass stinks get off of me” and B just continues laughing while swaying her butt side to side and says “girl you better hold your breath” until B eventually lets go after a few seconds letting the girl fall backwards onto her butt since she was attempting to pull away the entire time, now the girl was sitting down fanning the air in front of her nose and B just stood there looking down laughing at her, then said “girl relax it wasn’t even that bad” while still laughing then walks past her purposely putting her butt in the girls face again while she shimmied past her, the girl just leaned away from Bs butt with an annoyed expression but didn’t say anything, then T just laughed and said “she’s crazy”

It was never a dull moment in class with T or her friends 😂

Context

- This happened to me about a week ago, my gf told me she had really bad gas, since we went out for dinner and I intentionally got her a spicy seafood platter with extra eggs just the way she likes it 😄😄 and I knew I’d like the result of that 😂 so she went to get in the shower and told me to be ready for when she gets out

Incident

- So my gf comes back to the room and she’s wearing these black panties that fit her really snug and I loved it, without a word she walked in front of me and slowly pushed me backward on her bed until I was fully laying on my back on the bed and she climbed on top of me to straddle me then lifts her leg to straddle me backwards and moves backwards until her butt Is above my face, and with no introduction “HISSSSSSSSSSS” she blows a SBD in my face then lowers her butt to bury my face in the fart, then I hear her say “smell it, you wanted to get me seafood” with a giggle so I began inhaling repeatedly and this fart was incredible I could definitely smell the extra eggs she ate, it was extremely eggy and thick and I loved it, then I hear her say “damn that stinks” and bursts out laughing and says “are you ok down there” before slightly lifting her butt for my response I just reply by pulling her butt back down and giving her a thumbs up, then she reaches down and squeezes my erection and says “woah, I’ll take that us a yes” and laughs again, then again without warning “BRAAAPPPPPRRRTT” she ripped a 3 second long ripper then says “damn” and starts laughing again and slowly grinding her butt on my face while I inhale loudly, this one stunk just as bad as the first one, extremely eggy smell and I was in heaven 😄😄, sniffing away and as I was sniffing this one “BRRRTTSS” “BRRRTrrrrrrrrrr” she ripped 2 more a loud short one followed by a quieter longer one, the heat from these 2 were intense and they carried a more poop like smell so I just let out a “mmmmm” and she just laughs and say “damn I’m doin you bad right now” then she again begins rubbing me down below and giggles saying “you’re so gross” as I continue sniffing, a few minutes pass with her sitting on my face and scrolling her phone, I feel her slightly tense up then “BRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPTT” she let out another 3 second ripper without a word she just laughed to herself while she watching TikTok’s as I sniffed this one, this one went back to the thick eggy smell of the first ones, and I loved it, after this one she began stroking me down below and I felt her lean forward and slide it in her mouth, so I slid her panties to the side and began licking her ass and you can guess where this lead 😂😂

It started off where she walked in the room with me, holding an empty paper towel spool, and ask me, “do u think farts can travel through one of these?” Knowing exactly where she was going with this, I replied skeptically saying “ I don’t think farts work that way” and we went back-and-forth on this for a few minutes, before she said “ you know what, I actually have to fart right now, let’s try it if you’re so confident” that I replied by saying “what do u mean” and she said “ put your nose in one end of the spool, and I’ll fart in the other side and tell me if you can smell it,” and I sat there stunned then she said “you have nothing to worry about since farts don’t work that way” in a sarcastic tone, that I said “ OK fine, give me that” snatching it away from her, then sitting on the floor, putting my nose in one end of the spool, then she said “ OK you asked for this, but if I’m right and you do smell like, you have to smell another fart directly from my butt after” and I just replied “ that sounds gross but fine” then she snatched the spool back and began yanking her shorts very far up, giving herself a super deep wedgy, then spread her cheeks and put the spoon in her butt crack before releasing her butt cheeks on it, funny enough her butt cheeks were holding the spool in place. She literally let go with her hands and it just stayed in place, then she bent over and said “well, come on since you’re so sure” so I scoot over to her and put my nose in the other side of the spool, and she ripped a super long loud fart that I heard Echo through the inside of the spool, it was so bad, super concentrated since it had nowhere else to go over to my nose, I took two audible sniffs and tried to put it off to have more time smelling it, but it was so strong. I actually began coughing and removed my nose from the spool causing my sister to jump up and down with joy saying “I told u I told u” before fanning the air saying “jeeeez, that could’ve killed u, well you were wrong, I hope this next part is just as bad” with a big smile on her face, as I sat there with a defeated express expression, over the next few minutes, she trash talked me telling me how bad the next part was going to be while jabbing me in the side of the face with her finger, before standing in front of me, shaking her butt in my face while singing “I’m right, you’re wrong I’m right you’re wrong” my repeatedly, bumping my face with her butt, then said “ OK I hope you’re ready, I think all that dancing shook one loose” as she backed her butt up to my face, shoving my face inside and letting out an audible grunt, releasing a poisonous SBD, it was so strong I began causing immediately but she just laughed and said “ remember, I said you had to smell it” slowly shaking her butt from side to side, wedging my nose deeper, I took an audible inhale, and actually uncontrollably dry, heave into her butt, causing her to laugh, even louder and say “daaaaaaamn my farts are like that?” Well continuing to hold my face in her butt,  I take 3 or 4 more sniffs, groaning after each one, before saying a muffled “ok I sniffed it all” and coughing after, and then she finally released my face, and said “ was that a real gag?? Damn my farts are crazy, are u ok” while still laughing, and I just replying “you’re so gross” while looking up at her, and she just says “I know right” then turn her butt towards my face this time about a foot away and rips another short but loud fart, so to play I fake fall backwards, as if the fart knocked me down , then she stands over me and says “I was still right and u were wrong” before walking away saying “next time don’t be such a smart ass” while laughing

I originally posted this story in another sub which got banned, so had to retype it, I hope you all enjoy😂