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My wife and I visited the renfaire.

I convinced her to get on the rack, be mercilessly tickle tortured and humiliated publicly.

All in good fun of course.

Although she had second thoughts once strapped down

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4. Finally! The pixie dust flows out of them. Don’t worry- it doesn’t hurt them. They make orgasmic like sounds so we can only assume they enjoy it.
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Seemed like a fun tickle endurance test. She’s having second thoughts now. Husband seems happy.