If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
What will you do when the Gender Flu strikes?
Looking for semi-literate creative partners who enjoy good grammar to play fun, witty, wholesome, kind of awkward scenarios around the "I'm my own grandmother" time-paradox.
Kinks: detailed, spatially-aware descriptions of penises; time travel, humor, wit, before-and-after body swap comparisons, lots of dialogue and interesting in-character conversation, talking during sex, discussing boundaries in-character, rough enthusiastically consensual intercourse, mild, historically accurate misogyny.
Limits: rimming, humiliation, violence, non-con, all the gross stuff.
I mean, I can't blame 'em—I sometimes make myself come simply by squeezing just right!
Talk about the weaker sex—it was totally an update, if you ask me!
No somos iguales
(...) and it's not because I now have a cunt—it's 'cause all men are sluts!
Like: I thought of it, you thought of it—we all thought it!
This is the fifth post on an ongoing prompt I wrote, see 'Previously' below. I usually enjoy lots of dialogue and in-character conversation about before and after bodyswap comparisons. Please be literate!
You kind of wanted them to be toyed with until you cum... I mean, who doesn't love getting off to triple D's?
Hi, nerdy 25 cis bi M here.
I'm not trying to be gender-affirming—nor a chaser, for crying out loud. I'm just a neurodivergent person who's very much into masculine traits and all sorts of fuckery when it comes to gender. Today I'm looking for a fellow neurospicy silly guy who enjoys casual conversation, chill whimsical chats, puns, banter, sex positivity, and intimate but genuinely curious questions about likes, habits, experiences, and/or masturbation specifically.
Here's what I'm actually curious about: I find there's this weird gap where most guys feel like they can't ask each other the real questions—whether that's about sensation, technique, insecurity, or just what actually feels good. Maybe you have burning questions about penises or balls in general that you simply cannot ask other men IRL. Maybe you find the idea of having a jerk buddy with different equipment interesting. Maybe you just want to chat openly about sex without the usual performance or judgment. I get it, and I'm genuinely here for it.
Either way, if you enjoy simply chatting about any of the things I mentioned over sexting, do let me know your age, any genitalia preference, and location if you're into that sort of thing—I'm from Canada, btw.
The five stages of an accidental body-swap at The Clinic.
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🧘👉👌😈🔥💥🍆💦
What? I'm not a misogynist!
No penis can be left standing! :3
Yeah, well, men who hate on large labia don't actually like women—still not a woman, though. They're super fun to play with, and they tug on your clit, so no matter what you do to your pussy, it's like jerking off indirectly: so nice!
:3
"It's the thought that counts..."