u/NoneyaBithness

And by ideal I mean super duper crazy. like the type that wants to sniff your boxers when you get home from work to make sure you weren’t doing anything stupid aka being a cheating cheater who cheats! Alright so who’s interested? Anyone…any…takers?

JK. I did work with a guy whose girlfriend (or maybe it was his wife) that did that, though, so that’s where I got that idea lolol

Anyways hii. About me, I’m just your avg twenty something ramen noodle eating college student trying to juggle $2 frozen margarita nights and summer classes. I’m going to school for elementary education because I want to be a teacher. I love yoga, pilates, volunteering at the old folks home (it can be quite the happening place, especially on 25 c sundae days), traveling, playing tennis, and lots of other things.

I’m easy to talk to and get along with and love getting to know people. I also love to talk myself but I’m sure you can’t tell. Having guy friends is cool and all but there’s nothing like the warmth, softness, and femininity of a woman. If I sound like the girlfriend for you, message meee

I am an 18+ Adult offering/requesting SFW companionship to other 18+ adults only.

that’s me! Future teacher, easy to talk and get along with….so long as you’re answering me promptly hehe (im jk) pretty fun, love to laugh- yea who doesn’t ik, and not take life too seriously. Grew up on the beach and am a Carolina girl through and through. I love my dog, and your dog if you have one too, riding jetskis, day drinking (h2o duh!), and working on my fitness aka working out and keeping fit. I love the movies Harry Potter, Mean Girls, and Elf. Who doesn’t love Elf?! I always tell my dog when I’m getting ready to leave home “byeeee Goose, hope you find your daaaddd” in my best Norwall impressionist voice (or whatever the heck that thing in the movie was called, think it was a Norwall? autocorrect doesn’t agree)

anyways I’m 24 and my time zone is EST. If you want a totally normal ball of sunshine college student for a girlfriend then message me cuz I could be your girl. If you are smart that is js

I am 18+ adult offering SFW companionship to other 18+ adults only

hiiii ♡

School’s out for the year, finals are done and now I have time on my hands to drive a privileged someone crazy. Orrrr get to know, blow up their notifications, message/flirt with same diff. I’m kinda nerdy, in that I like watching videos on quantum computing (not that I understand it) mega construction projects and other weird random stuff. Also like music, pilates, meditating, watching sports, comedy shows, & a bunch of other stuff.

Anywhooserrr if you want a nice (me duh & I’m not talking about just my demeanor) distraction this Friday or this weekend/week dm me :)

I am 18+ adult offering SFW companionship to other 18+ adults

heyyy. I’m seeking a companion with a good sense of humor who values connection and wants a long distance FWB of sorts.

I love to gab and can talk about whatever but I prefer deeper discussions over more surface level stuff…and I especially enjoy listening/learning about you. For me, I’d love to share my day to day with you, include you in on my daily shenanigans (virtually, of course), and whatever other things that couples do in long distance relationships ;)

Bit of an old soul who loves traveling, dive bars, music, eating an edible and binge watching Later….with Jools Holland, pilates, catching the sun rise and watching the sun peak up over the horizon. I love to laugh and am easily amused. Also have a great sense of humor so I’ll probably laugh at all your jokes. Just the perfect package really.

Sooo if you’re looking for a super cool, easy on the eyes American girl for a LDR message meee

I am an 18+ Adult offering/requesting SFW companionship to other 18+ adults only

Hi,

It’s me…your new favorite distraction! Presumptuous, I know but hear me out. By the end of this post you’ll either be doing one of two things: and that’s falling in love with me or running for the hills.

I’m seeking a companion with a good sense of humor who’s interested in the genuine connection/vibe side of this. Bonus points if you can hold a conversation! I, myself, can honestly talk about whatever but I prefer deeper discussions over more surface level stuff…and I especially enjoy listening/learning about you. For me, I’d love to share my day to day with you and include you in on my daily shenanigans (virtually, of course).

Bit of an old soul who loves traveling, dive bars, music, eating an edible and binge watching Later….with Jools Holland, pilates, catching the sun rise and watching the sun peak up over the horizon. I also love to laugh, but who doesn’t I guess, and think I have a great sense of humor. Interested in learning what makes you tick, hopefully connecting on a personal level, and becoming friends :) if you think we’ll click or liked my post, shoot me a message here

I am an 18+ Adult offering/requesting SFW companionship to other 18+ adults only

And by ideal I mean super duper crazy—like the type that wants to sniff your boxers when you get home from work to make sure you weren’t doing anything stupid aka being a cheating cheater who cheats! Alright so who’s interested? Anyone…any takers?

I’m just kidding. I did work with a guy whose girlfriend did that, though, so that’s where I got that idea lolol

Anyways hiya. So a little about me..I’m totally not crazy and am completely normal, just your avg twenty something ramen noodle eating college student trying to juggle $2 frozen margarita nights and finals. I’m going to school for elementary education because I want to be a teacher. I love yoga, pilates, volunteering at the old folks home (seriously. so fun), traveling, playing tennis, and lots of other things.

I’m easy to talk to and get along with and love getting to know people. I also love to talk myself but I’m sure you can’t tell. Having guy friends is cool and all but there’s nothing like the warmth, softness, and femininity of a woman. If you’re craving connection, friendship, and the presence of a woman then message me!

I am an 18+ Adult offering/requesting SFW companionship to other 18+ adults only.